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LC’s Ivy League LinkedIn review: Owen Carlson - Mr. Carlson said “fuck summer ball” and went straight for the cubicle every summer #respect - Got the Goldman offer with an over 4.0 GPA (what in the Cornell) - Prestigious high school to top it off Rating: 8.2/10

LC’s Ivy League LinkedIn Review: Andrew Abler - Mr. Abler is a true certified intellectual - Buddy got a 70k summer internship, he better buy all the beers for the team #respect - Worked at Tread, he probably taught them how to juice their guns Rating: 9.2/10

I love my teammates man. Everyone should cherish their time in college, shit flies way too fast

@yale_hype Nah, we just mainly shit on Yale baseball

When the original Ivy BV is talking shit to each other and then the baseball guys jump in

@EugeneDingler39 Same, might because he’s taller

@sujitsu_ Suprised Ryan Mooney isn’t on here

Be honest here, who got struck out by Kim 😭

Gotta give him the spotlight for 8.1 innings of shutout ball

LC’s Ivy League LinkedIn Review: Evan Kleinhans - Mr. Kleinhans is THE example of a great Ivy League ballplayer - He doesn’t chase prestige/money, but instead is dedicated and gives back to the game #respect - Supports his teammates on his LinkedIn Rating: Great Dude 8.1/10

@PontoonDavis @wheredatartsat Potential warm, gentle, comforting embrace

@wheredatartsat is currently ignoring me to rizz unidentified women. I brought him beer (for free). What are they giving you that I can’t give you, Ernest?

@LazLocks Evan is a great dude. My favorite lion

Of everyone on Columbia, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it... I want Kleinhans.

“Lions Clinched”

@DivotDiplomat Sir Wetherby II, I wish to play some holes with you soon 🫡.

Thank God it’s Friday

@bigJannis01 Might save him for the LC’s hairline review

LC’s Ivy League LinkedIn Review: Josh Katz - Mr. Katz seems like a typical baseball Econ guy…at first - Putting “Combat Antisemitism” on his LinkedIn to try to win over the Jews. BlackRock don’t want you bro 😭. - #respect for putting up shots with bad bitches Rating: 7.8/10

@bigJannis01 Columbia bullpen is the best thing ever

@de3vionjackson @bigJannis01 Love the monkey cage over there

@bigJannis01 The elevator at Dartmouth needs a mention. Seems to be a fan favorite around the league

I just realized my fly was down the ENTIRE TIME

Just had two professors glaze me after my thesis defense. Feeling on top of the world right now.

@MikeLob80085 Yes I do Mr. Lob

@sujitsu_ Do you take requests

LC’s Ivy League LinkedIn review: Owen Carlson - Mr. Carlson said “fuck summer ball” and went straight for the cubicle every summer #respect - Got the Goldman offer with an over 4.0 GPA (what in the Cornell) - Prestigious high school to top it off Rating: 8.2/10

Idk what’s worse, the thought of working 80 hour weeks or living in Ithaca for the past 4 years