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@cjesus1410 Una guerra nuclear mundial que acabe con los otros doscientos países.

Que le falta a Venezuela para ser el mejor país del mundo?

@goatz88800 Cualquier carro de lujo de esos exclusivos que un cambio de aceite cuesta lo que gana uno al año.

¿Qué carro nunca tendrían ustedes ni regalado? 🧐

@TaraBull The more expensive cheap looking shoes.

The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500

@Sassafrass_84 @PigWar Team I don’t care.

Guys... my friend @PigWar is trying to convince me to change my phone from Samsung to an iPhone. I have been a LOYAL customer of Samsung for years. She says it's better. A heck of a lot better. What say you? Team Samsung or Iphone?!?

Menos mal que a cristo lo crucificaron y no lo decapitaron porque si no tendrían que cargar con una guillotina colgada del cuello.

@whitezuelans Pasa lo mismo que con las arepas. Tienen la misma estructura de costos que los burritos y te venden los burritos en $5 o menos y las arepas no bajan de $15.

Ya salieron a justificar por qué la camisa cuesta 300 dólares 😮‍💨✨

@Mossmoviesjo Monarch: lack of monsters.

This is how demon movies are supposed to be made 💀🔥

@Aviation_XX Eso se llama diseño a prueba de tontos.

Los aviones todavía tienen ceniceros ✈️🚬 Y no, no es porque se pueda fumar. Fumar en vuelos comerciales lleva décadas prohibido. Aun así, los baños de muchos aviones siguen teniendo ceniceros integrados. ¿Por qué? Porque las autoridades de aviación asumen que, tarde o temprano, alguien romperá las reglas. Y si eso ocurre, necesita existir un lugar seguro donde apagar el cigarro. Un cigarrillo tirado en una papelera llena de papel a 11.000 metros puede provocar un incendio catastrófico. Por eso organismos como la FAA siguen exigiendo ceniceros en los lavabos de los aviones, incluso hoy. La lógica es simple: No están ahí para permitir fumar. Están ahí por si alguien fuma igualmente. La aviación no diseña pensando en personas perfectas. Diseña pensando en lo que pasa cuando los humanos fallan 🔁

@forallcurious Humanity still cannot guarantee healthy births in space.

🚨: Engineers just proposed a 36 mile long spacecraft called 'Chrysalis' that could carry 2400 people to Alpha Centauri, just 4 light-years away from us, on one way trip. The journey will take 400 years! The passengers who board it will never see Earth again. Neither will their children. Or their grandchildren.

@AvonandsomerRob Ford Ka.

If you could have ONE of the previous cars you've owned back in your possession, in NEW condition, which would you choose?

@JamesBolton083 @RealEmirHan So, Raoul Silva.

@RealEmirHan A bond villain that is an ex-agent, older, suave, talented, basically James Bond before James Bond... but was burned by the MI6 after taking things too far on a mission and became a villain thinking he's doing the right thing.

Henry Cavill says "maybe I'm too old now" to play James Bond. “I am 42, I'd probably be considered a bit old for Bond role” “I would love to be a Bond villain.” Casino Royale director says: “He’s in good shape. He did well in the audition, but ironically he was too young.”

@awfulannouncing I was scrolling on my phone just seconds before the fight. When the fight was starting I remove my reading glasses, put them on the side table and when I directed my sight to the tv, the fight was over.

The Ronda Rousey-Gina Carano fight lasted about 15 seconds on Netflix.

@BoomerDivvies The company making the payments could go out of business in a couple of years. Better take the lump sum even with tax cuts.

An 20-year-old Canadian girl won $1M (tax free in Canada) in the lottery and chose $1,000/week instead of the lump sum. Is this wise or the worst financial decision of her life? What are you doing when this happens to you??

@MarioNawfal I don’t like where new design trends are going.

BMW has unveiled its new Alpina concept car. It's 5.20 meters long and is equipped with a V8 engine. And who said the petrol engine was dead

Deseo que mueras antes para que no tengas que sufrir el dolor de la vida sin mí.

@AtaqueFutbolero Yo ya los castigué no comprando ni una entrada.

🏆🎟️🇺🇸 Gianni Infantino, sobre las críticas por los ALTOS PRECIOS DE LAS ENTRADAS en la Copa del Mundo: “No se puede ir a ver en Estados Uniods un partido universitario, ni siquiera hablando de un partido profesional de primer nivel, por MENOS DE 300 DÓLARES. Y ESTO ES LA COPA DEL MUNDO. Tenemos que mirar el mercado, estamos en el mercado en el que el entretenimiento está más desarrollado en el mundo. Así que tenemos que APLICAR TARIFAS DEL MERCADO. En Estados Unidos también está permitido revender entradas. Así que si vendieras entradas a un precio demasiado bajo, estas entradas se revenderían a un precio mucho más alto. Si algunas personas ponen en el mercado de reventa algunas entradas para la final a USD 2 MILLONES, eso no significa que las entradas cuesten eso. Y si alguien compra una entrada para la final por DOS MILLONES DE DÓLARES, yo personalmente LE LLEVARÉ UN HOT-DOG Y UNA COCA para asegurarme de que tenga una gran experiencia.” ¿Opiniones? ⁉️

@dannycantalk You still can do that in a walkable city. The thing is to give options for everyone.

I do not want a walkable city. I do not want trains. I do not want busses. I want a car that can take me anywhere I want at any time. I don't want to be dependent on transit schedules. I want to choose who I'm traveling with, rather than going for luck of the draw. I want to be able to control my own climate while traveling. I want to be guaranteed a comfortable seat. I want somewhere to keep my things during a day out instead of having to carry everything with me. I want to buy and take home loads of groceries too big to carry without having to trouble myself with delivery services. I want to go through drive thrus. I want to be halfway home from work and impulsively decide to go to a restaurant on the other side of town and just change direction immediately. I want to drive around a new city to take in more than I could on foot or on a fixed route. I want to do road trips where we make up our journey as we go. I want to explore my own city at will without any particular plan. I want to visit small towns out of reach of even the most expansive proposed public transit systems. Essentially, I want freedom.

@_brinxinx Fried chicken 🍗

Man i didn’t know sun can be this hot and melt cars and roads 😳

Dios tiene un plan nada bueno para ti.

@A1_2026 So, the devil saved her from being hit by the train.

My Anxiety Level After Watching This😳