Tekthis
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@HariSel57511397 I've had people going "how many X can fit in a B-52" at me for twenty years now and they won't stop doing it. pray you don't get meme'd on. pray. pray. pray
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be careful what you wish for
trust me on this one dude
Isaac Young@HariSel57511397
In all my years of hot takes, not one person has tried to meme my books back at me.
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@MedicNamedHope I bought stuff to sharpen knives so I could learn to do it and have yet to really sit down and try.
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when idiots like this represent the median European voter I suppose it's no surprise that "deterrence" is just a funny word to them
Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐@TrueSlazac
The death penalty is the ultimate caveman position, it brings no benefit to society over, say, life in prison, it just exists so society can feel righteous despite the very obvious issues that come with it
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@trumpvance33 @mi6tyAl @HSGARAGE1 I had someone bump my rear bumper. Luckily no damage. I don’t even have 5k miles on it yet.
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@tekthis1 @mi6tyAl @HSGARAGE1 My middle son, my stepson, has a 4Runner….It’s a beast!!! Absolutely amazing! He got into a fender bender recently at school, his fault, but that beast wont be stopped!
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@trumpvance33 @HSGARAGE1 If it doesn’t have a J as the first letter of the VIN, it’s not Japanese. The only Toyota in America that is made in Japan is the 4Runner, pre-2025
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@TheEbonyMaw Very few people end up in a job they love, and even then there are days you just tolerate going to work.
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I think this advice sucks. For most people, what makes them happy isn’t very monetizable.
You should be asking yourself
- how much money do you want/need to make?
- what jobs earn that much?
- of those jobs, which could you tolerate doing for the rest of your life?
Then, do what makes you happy in your free time.
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Emily Blunt shares advice for girls who are unhappy with their jobs: “Just find something that you deeply want to do. Even if you’re earning no money, as long as you love it, you’ll be happy.”
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@wvfunnyguy I’m pretty sure there a few states in area 1 that don’t agree with being in area 1.
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@ShamashAran With everything happening with windows updates lately it might be better not to patch that shit…
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SIR
SIR, THIS IS NOT AN LED
THIS IS A RESISTOR
er...was....
CommodoreKazz@CommodoreKazz
Saw this on Reddit and had to share.
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34 new rules coming out.
We shall seeeeeee.
Default assumption is that we’re getting shit and being told it’s chocolate, but there have been a lot of rumors from inside the walls about some potential changes that might actually be good.
Will they be written well, though? Will it be titled “we’re killing import restrictions,” but on line 102 it actually makes things worse? Are they going to pull the conservative gun law nonsense where they leave glaring, obviously exploitable holes so they aren’t “soft on crime”?
We shall seeeeeee.
ATF HQ@ATFHQ
After more than a year of reviewing rules and regulations with input from stakeholders and legal experts, ATF is preparing to release multiple Notices of Proposed Rulemaking and Final Rules. This afternoon, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche will announce the rollout of a landmark package of 34 proposed and final rules representing the culmination of DOJ’s and ATF’s comprehensive regulatory review conducted pursuant to the direction in Executive Order 14206 “Protecting Second Amendment Rights.” This milestone marks a significant step forward in the Administration’s commitment to regulatory reform and is reflective of ATF’s New Era of Reform launched last year. This event will be available via livestream at justice.gov/live. #NewEra #WeAreATF
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@TheEbonyMaw @PandasAndVidya Oh toddler gibberish is cute but frustrating at the same time and it’s hard not to laugh when you figure out what they are trying to say.
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This is one of the most difficult parts of raising toddlers.
They want something. They don’t know how to say the actual word. You ask questions to try to help, which only confuses or frustrates them.
Like trying to solve a puzzle in pitch black & only 1 piece glows in the dark.
Iris Seraphina @iris_seraphina
Omg imagine craving a burrito for monthssss cause no one understands!🌯😩😭 #TacoTuesday
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[be me]
[yesterday was having a really hard time staying awake at work]
[get home]
[have no recollection of going to bed]
[wake up at 1:11 AM]
The fuck is happening to me?
GIF
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@ShamashAran @NyazdaMeowta There’s a time and place to be drunk in public, and it’s called Vegas.
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@NyazdaMeowta Alcohol does far more damage to society and people than weed does, but yeah, we tried that shit once and it didn't go well.
I just think we should be more heavy handed with people who are drunk in public, or drive drunk, or commit crimes while drunk, and leave the rest alone.
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You can buy beer and wine on sundays after a certain hour.
Liquor, no.
While I think it should be changed, enabling more liquor sales is on my priority list right above making it a crime not to put your shopping cart back in the corral or inside the store.
octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman
Texas is such an amazing state because I have the freedom to bring my AR15 into any store I want and get told I can’t buy beer today because of Jesus.
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@tekthis1 @TheEbonyMaw I don't want to be biologically immortal. Put my brain in a robot body or digitize it completely. Flesh is weak. :P
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