Dr. Eric Escobedo🇲🇦

Sex drugs & rock & roll

@TheRealZiko Say, “Was it Allah, His revelations, and His Messenger that you ridiculed?”

Lying is lying my beloved brothers & sisters, it being April Fools doesn’t change that (:

New day new larp

@rizqfunnels not yet inshaAllah never

@testNconquest Did you get a jewish girl tho

The amount of hate I get JUST because I have an Israeli flag

@disappear30 Gayer than gay sex

@raythewarchief Say, “Was it Allah, His revelations, and His Messenger that you ridiculed?”

On this day of April 1st 2026 I hereby announce my conversion to rabbinical Orthodox Judaism. I have gained 50lbs and joined Chabad Lubavich and taken my rightful place as the Rambam himself awaiting the return of the Messiah and my 2888 goy slaves that were promised to me 3000 years ago along with all your good shit. Haters will say this is AI

@Sabydabydoo Say, “Was it Allah, His revelations, and His Messenger that you ridiculed?”

How to erase all my tweets

@AmirAminiMD You need to become moslim to fully assimilate

Please tell me: what can I do better to assimilate? To finally become a good migrant? I am a board-certified neurosurgeon, one of only a handful in this country with additional endovascular training (still undergoing), currently with 19 high-impact publications and a doctoral thesis (summa cum laude) focused on the development of an entirely new field in the microsurgical training of young neurosurgeons, patented with the goal of free worldwide accessibility and reproducibility, and in the process of publishing my first book on this topic. I also happen to love whisky and currywurst. And everything about Western literature and art, just as I love and appreciate all these things in every other culture and civilization. Sadly, I am not going to support genocidal scum and child rapists commit endless crimes against humanity, if that’s your idea of assimilation. And I am not going to just watch them burn down the world in real time and shut up about it in order to protect myself and my career. I swore an oath. And I take it very seriously. (I do however apologize for the cheap self-congratulatory introduction for the sake of the argument)

@cr0issantitties thats why we deporting yall

EVERYONE IN LITTLE VILLAGE 😡😡

Since the HOA post went viral I've had a lot of people ask me what I actually think about HOAs So I did what I do I ran the numbers There are 373,000 HOAs in the United States 77 million Americans live in one That's 1 in 4 people Collectively they pay $106 billion a year in assessments $106 billion That's more than the GDP of over 100 countries For an organization run by your neighbor who hasn't mowed his lawn The average HOA fee is $243 a month That's $2,916 a year For a household earning the median income of $80,000 that's 3.6% of gross income Going to an organization with no earnings report, no audited financials, and no fiduciary duty in most states If this were a company it would never survive diligence Here's why The board of directors is unpaid They're volunteers 97.6 million hours of volunteer labor annually Valued at $2.9 billion So the people making the rules, setting the budgets, and enforcing fines on your trash can are doing it for free In private equity we would never invest in a company where the entire leadership team works for nothing Because when people aren't paid they aren't accountable And when they aren't accountable they fine you $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility while their Christmas lights have been up for 97 days 70% of HOAs are underfunded on reserves by 70% or more That means the money you pay every month isn't being saved for future repairs It's being spent On what 60-70% of HOAs hire third-party management companies These companies collect your dues, manage your vendors, and enforce your rules For a fee Off the top Before a single dollar goes to the landscaper or the reserve fund So your $243 a month goes to a management company that hires a vendor that hires a landscaper that mows the common area you could mow yourself That's not a value chain That's a fee chain And landscaping alone can eat up to 50% of the operating budget For grass 71% of HOAs plan to raise fees this year 71% of those plan to raise them up to 10% So the cost goes up every year The reserves stay underfunded The board stays unpaid The bylaws stay unread And you get a letter in an envelope with a stamp in 2026 because your trash can was visible for 11 minutes If someone brought me this deal I'd pass in the first meeting No audited financials No professional management required by law in most states No fiduciary standard Unpaid leadership 70% underfunded reserves Rising costs with no margin improvement And a customer base that can't leave without selling their house That last part is the only reason it works You can't cancel your HOA membership You can cancel a gym membership You can cancel a home warranty You can cancel a streaming service But you cannot cancel the organization that fines you for your trash can The only exit is selling your home In PE we call that a captive customer base It's the only business model where the product gets worse, the price goes up, and the customer can't leave And the board enforcing the rules hasn't read them I have All 47 pages Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@kufikulfi me not knowing what ash ari is

@thelifeoffneeha not particularly, but if you want to make that claim, then also understand the added struggies I know reverts who had no one for eid No gifts, no family, nothing

Reverts are better muslims than us.

someone teach me urdu

@dontsaymaryam Bigger scam than a jeet

Guys is sunscreen a scam or not man why's there sm IKHTILAAF

@adcwaste G

When a competitor calls in a favor at 6pm, and I have the ability to help. We will be there. We don’t see competitors as a threat. In this instance a simple tire, and an hour of labor. Is minimal in the grand scheme. Happy to help and I’m sure I’ll be on the receiving end one day soon.

@livetime_fe But you also support homosexuality, so boycotting is the least you can do

The whole office ate. I refused. #freepalestine

@SaraGonzalesTX Sara Ill happily deport you back to venezuela or whatever slum you re from.

If Islam calls for Muslims to "k*ll the infidels," should we really trust foreign Muslim doctors with our health care decisions?

@Interstellar_HG @PenofthePaladin What if i have to sit by a girl and shes jewish and then i have to marry her because she has a jewish nose and then she teaches me hebrew and then i have to say the most jewish word ever "yallah" and eat jewish food like shawarma and pasta and tacos