jasper

i made a straw page!!! it’s pretty empty for now but i’ll probably make it more interesting at some point therealpheal.straw.page 💜

@lebsiankitten blame derp and perp

woke up with a pimple in the middle of my forehead. i can’t recall this ever happening something is happening to me

@dnpstardust right here!

@therealpheal Really??! Where do you live?

I live here btw

ITS THEIR DAY

@paladin_kitty_ @thephambusiness has one!

any minneapolis dnp GCs out there for #hardlaunchtour ??

idk about you guys but i kinda like dan and phil…

@lexhaspheal real as hell

rewatching old ever after high and monster high thinking about what could’ve been

@fayemoony hashtag birthfaye

oh hey guess what day it is

@howellslesbians wasn’t planning on crying rn but fine i’ll do it

for teen dan who wouldn’t be here without the internet, for 18 year old dan who met his first openly gay person, for 27 year old dan who almost cancelled ii because he was still in the closet, for 35 year old dan who is going on tour openly with his partner of 16 years

@fairiephan omg message me on the jeremy renner app

two men seen excitedly jumping up and down . .

posting this clip for absolutely no reason other than i love it dearly

guys i’m so excited i don’t even know what to do with myself rn

@deadboycrows 🔥🔥🔥

my process of diying the daniel howell metal shirt😛😛

@PhannieCrannie ok i fixed it

the only person that liked this post was a conservative im not joking

@rahtinyy deep breath and then scream

@therealpheal fuck what do we do jasper

i just realized they're going on tour

@taelefleur wait i didn’t see this until now 😭😭😭 guess it worked anyway

@therealpheal hiiii!!!! wanna be new oomfs!!!!!! 😲

i made a straw page!!! it’s pretty empty for now but i’ll probably make it more interesting at some point therealpheal.straw.page 💜

@yungzestz same

@phouseofwolves HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME 😝😝😝

@Leaf_dnp LOL well it is their job…

How do dan and phil even keep coming up with ideas and scripts and everything for stage shows. If i had to come up with my own stage show i’d be like uhhh i can talk about my cat i guess. For two hours i guess