jasper

i made a straw page!!! it’s pretty empty for now but i’ll probably make it more interesting at some point therealpheal.straw.page 💜

@lexhaspheal real as hell

rewatching old ever after high and monster high thinking about what could’ve been

@fayemoony hashtag birthfaye

oh hey guess what day it is

@howellslesbians wasn’t planning on crying rn but fine i’ll do it

for teen dan who wouldn’t be here without the internet, for 18 year old dan who met his first openly gay person, for 27 year old dan who almost cancelled ii because he was still in the closet, for 35 year old dan who is going on tour openly with his partner of 16 years

@fairiephan omg message me on the jeremy renner app

two men seen excitedly jumping up and down . .

posting this clip for absolutely no reason other than i love it dearly

guys i’m so excited i don’t even know what to do with myself rn

@deadboycrows 🔥🔥🔥

my process of diying the daniel howell metal shirt😛😛

@PhannieCrannie ok i fixed it

the only person that liked this post was a conservative im not joking

@rahtinyy deep breath and then scream

@therealpheal fuck what do we do jasper

i just realized they're going on tour

@taelefleur wait i didn’t see this until now 😭😭😭 guess it worked anyway

@therealpheal hiiii!!!! wanna be new oomfs!!!!!! 😲

i made a straw page!!! it’s pretty empty for now but i’ll probably make it more interesting at some point therealpheal.straw.page 💜

@yungzestz same

@phouseofwolves HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME 😝😝😝

@Leaf_dnp LOL well it is their job…

How do dan and phil even keep coming up with ideas and scripts and everything for stage shows. If i had to come up with my own stage show i’d be like uhhh i can talk about my cat i guess. For two hours i guess

@z0mbi3phan is that why we’re oomfs

if you’re asking how to be friends w me js dm me an out of pocket question and i’ll answer it to the best of my ability <3 if you’re asking how to make friends in general just uuuuh be annoying until they take pity on you and befriend you (i do that all the time)

@harpisnotonfire hell yeah

nvm i think my mom is going with

@z0mbi3phan no idea what u mean by this but sure

i absolutely LOVE when someone does a good job at describing arms in a ff i feel like a dog drooling over a treat every time

@lebsiankitten ur so real for that

i am so in love with this man i can’t stop thinking of his arm around me wow i’m gonna become straight for him

no one has looked better than he did here btw

@phanthuser i fully thought you meant a computer 😭😭😭

would a lesbian flag be too much for them to sign or should i bring a pc or what

@picklednp I LOVE PHIW

Spooky phiw and space phiw