Sam Anderson

@ArabAngelZ ocupado

ok seriously what are you supposed to say when someone knocks while you’re in the bathroom

@belushisfarmOre grok how many j's in this jar?

Free GIVEAWAY of half Oz of Blues Brothers strain! Can you guess the number of joints in this jar?? Closest guess without going over wins!

@BoFrenchTX same but for way different reasons

I will NEVER vote for any politician who does this. Neither should you.

moratorium on the word iconic

@SenTuberville 🤡

The enemy is inside the gates.

@BBGreatMoments The Big Hurt

When I say “tall,” which MLB player pops into your head first?

@NotJackKemp sorry I was tryna brag

@NotJackKemp not tryna brag but I 100% guessed this and apparently was completely right

And as a bonus, for any BaD Radio/Hang Zone fans, if you ever heard this clip in an open, it meant our boss was on a power trip that day youtu.be/VftUSEdDKDU?si…

@Simon_Ingari how long did it take you to write this?

Manager: I have you scheduled for a meeting at 7 PM tomorrow. Gen Z: Is my attendance mandatory? Manager: Yes, we’re working with a client in another time zone. Gen Z: Okay, I’m happy to shift my hours to accommodate. Manager: Excuse me, no—you still start at 8 AM. Gen Z: If I’m working in the evening, then I’ll start later in the day. Manager: Okay, don’t watch the clock at this company. We work when we need to work. Gen Z: I’m contracted and paid for 40 hours a week, so that is what I work. Manager: That’s a career-limiting move. Tomorrow is a busy day; I’ll need you to start right promptly at 8:00 AM. Gen Z: Alright then, I will take the lieu time later this week. Manager: Again, that’s not how we operate at this company. You work hard when you need to, and you don’t watch the clock. Gen Z: Again, I work for the hours I’m paid for, and since overtime is not an option, I’ll go ahead and adjust my hours this week to accommodate the shift in the schedule. Manager: You’re not quite understanding the company culture we have here—we work all the time. Gen Z: And you’re not understanding that just because that is the way you do things does not mean that is how I’m required to do things as well. Manager: (Silence)

@aipriverses clearly you've never had 8 sambucas before gates

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

@SarahHuckabee you know how many terrible customers restaurant workers deal with and still don't kick them out?

Last week I was having lunch with two other moms at a restaurant when the owner approached a member of the State Police Executive Protection Detail and said my presence made their employees feel threatened and told us to leave. Arkansans are known for their warm hospitality, and while that restaurant didn’t meet that standard, my administration will continue to focus on lifting Arkansans up, not tearing others down.

@mitchgoldich Arizona might be #1 but Long Island is real strong

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

@alecspicey less bowling alley than Nickleback

can an elder tell me if the goo goo dolls were the nickelback of the ‘90s because the music is kinda tea idk

@MarvsMind Mena, Arkansas is real nice

I’m moving to Ouachita mountains

@FamilyProjectTX 🤡

Your property tax bill is a result of your local school district spending like there's no tomorrow.

@JoshtheSandwich how many times is this now?

Never let his out again

@KenPaxtonTX of what?

I'm convinced more each day that James Talarico's campaign is an elaborate parody.

@chefsevenn smash

You just worked a 18 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

love having a holiday where every white guy reminds you they're "Irish"

wbc loss goes on trump