Jake Kemp

@Kobojenevich @CurrentRevolt Why are you (conservatives) all so bad at getting the point? Literally everyone else understood my tweet. Not you!

@NotJackKemp @CurrentRevolt Pretty simple. We’re happy with a closed border. We don’t want dudes in women’s spaces. We’re tired of the Dems in Texas acting out plays where they run away instead of legislating. If the Dems in Texas were the Maverick’s, you’d call them out for being giant P’s.

OUT OUT OUT

@jamierohrig @bracketdan @BJ_owns In my defense, West Virginia is kind of part of Florida

@bracketdan @NotJackKemp @BJ_owns I wasnt expecting Dan’s random shot across tbe bow against Nebraska football today. Also Jason Williams is from West Virginia and went to high school with Randy Moss.

We're back with a big, Memorial Day weekend check! Rangers no-hit, Johnny Manziel whoops some ass, and the newest Cowboy, Caleb Downs, has a podcast. Come hang 11:30-2:30 p.m. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I hate that I’m having to ask, but can that racist Rangers statue hit?

dude perfect could never

I'm obsessed with Ken Paxton's girlfriend's IG. *extremely* high levels of production, really manicured account with 1800 followers. true love of the game. instagram.com/tracyduhon/?hl…

Wishbone killed eight confederate traitors when he held the line at Cemetary Ridge with XI Corps

@corb910 @bracketdan @BJ_owns 🫡

I’m not an atheist but that’s more of a labeling thing, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that this moralizing regarding welfare/other social services ultimately provides lesser outcomes. The religious component of it is unfortunately (to this point) inextricably tied to it, IMO. However, so is the neoliberal desire to run everything through a fucking “non-profit” where people make 250k a year. Everyone wants to be savior. I would say by virtue of the fact that my savior is community, my higher power is the group, I don’t feel the need for any middlemen. This, yes, I am very convicted about.

@NotJackKemp Love Jake, but he needs you to know he’s an atheist so badly that he wears it as loudly as Cam Newton wears just about anything.

A couple of weeks ago I did some trolling trying to get some of the more blustery, angry conservatives I see on my timeline to sit down with me. Instead, I got one of the nice ones, State Rep Brent Money. Give it a listen youtube.com/watch?v=9SEO6L…

@JucheAffirmer Kurt Vonnegut wrote this nearly 60 years ago and its more true now than ever before.

@AdamSchiestel no, absolutely not

@NotJackKemp End recapture, let local districts set their own pay scale. Backstop poor districts with the lottery

there is a solution to this, possibly during the '27 session. texas has an Economic Stabilization Fund (the "rainy day fund") that is capped at 28.5m; it can't grow anymore. it's our money! raiseyourhandtexas.org/policy/school-…

@cbassandtheboyz You’re on the wrong ride

@NotJackKemp Let’s stick to sports

@Tomlin3 @TimCowlishaw hahahahaha holy shit

@NotJackKemp @TimCowlishaw That Yates guy looks like a one-episode bad guy that was doing meth and taking native girls in Yellowstone… but not even the good one, one of the bad spinoffs.

Chris, tell me how that works when I post something apolitical about Paul McCartney playing hello goodbye in the Ed Sullivan theatre (he has a history there Mr. Putnam may not be aware of) and he tweets “you can’t hate the media enough” at me. Good luck with all that, Chris.

@dmv726 Haha…ok now explain how they opened back up so quick

@NotJackKemp bro, dragon house is Chinese. Can you even tell an African American from an African African?

@cmsones EXCELLENT call

@NotJackKemp I believe the wiping of a contract that you are recalling was when Brendan Frasier’s character, Chaz, in Airheads wiped his ass with his record contract. Lead singer of the Lone Rangers of course.

@NickVanExit I know it’s his job but this delivery is so perfect that yall have to develop this bit into more

It's time to say goodbye to Jason Kidd... ...Quotes...