Toby DB

Indie bands naming themselves 2002-2008:

Asking my barber to make me look like I’ve lost a life changing amount of weight

The Rottys. 247 Windups, Al and Toby, Kearns, Porky, Fin. Available now on Patreon

fucking HATE this country sometimes!!!! crabs in bucket!!! new talent is GOOD!!!! we should be excited they went with such a fresh/talented new cast!!!!!!!! get behind cool new things you idiots!!!!!!!!!! the success of a new comedy show would be a great thing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david olusoga is still playing traitors at home right now. thinks his wife is claudia. just voted for the cat to be banished

@FearedBuck In Korea we regard willem dafoe as most evil looking white man with animal teeth

So many incred social media sites. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, to name four. Sometimes I’m on TikTok then BAM I’m on the gram again, then BAM it’s TikTok time 😂 anyone else use them and loving it?

32yo guy with no kids who has a trampoline

"East has got that juice." is a perfectly delivered joke that has shattered my brain.

@fistedaway Haha come onnnnn 👊

Are jannik sinner and Carlos alcararez in a RELATIONSHIP? No. But Are they secretly IN LOVE with each other? Also no! And what about Are they total perverts in the dressing room with each other? No NO NOO!!!! They absolutely are not!

This has been stuck in my head

East has got that juice

East London has got that juice

At weddings there should be a 2-3 hour window after the ceremony and before the reception where everyone watches short-form video content

God I wish there was an app version of this book

Little did they know, they were about to rule the music industry… 🙌

Okay, I’m going to make a cultural prediction…. This fricking amazing album from Charli XCX is going to be the sound of the summer.

God I love this country

Always a fascinating experience watching one of your parents wash up in someone else's sink. The goat has unimaginable range