Fisted Away

Dear Labour: if you pay me £100,000 I will delete this 2022 clip of Starmer panicking when asked who should play up front for England

Ascending to heaven to sit at gods right hand and calling it AI Slop. He’d get so mad! “WHATST did thou call it”

State of Netanyahu...

LADS

Today I$rael tried to kill me in a targeted airstrike in southern Lebanon as I was reporting on was the targeting of bridges and the forced displacement of 1 million people, an ethnic cleansing operation on a larger scale than the Nakba I have absolutely no doubt that this was deliberate. Despite claims there were no warnings ahead of the strike and no notifications sent to the Lebanese Army who allowed us to film As we have seen in Gaza they want to silence journalists who document and report their war crimes It is the western powers who provide political and military support for I$rael, arming it to the teeth to carry out genocide in Gaza and ethnic cleansing here in Lebanon. They are not simply complicit, but active participants and should be held accountable for their actions. But if I$rael thinks today’s strike will silence us and keep us out of the field they are very, very mistaken

Does Morato know he’s 6’4” and built like a MAFS shithead

Can’t be conceding to a team that has Coldplay goal music

Big Sam surely one of our most flip phone public figures

In whatever fucking river they have over there (check this )

Imagine being full of trippers & this cunt starts this 😂

Pizza Crouch? More like … fuckin … Useless Cunt

You can’t be talking like that white strawberry

Once again,

Some lad came into my work today wanting to buy a triple mango lost Mary vape and I asked for ID and he got really upset and starting showing me photos of him playing football on his instagram and started shouting “I’m Sydie Peck,do you know who I am?” Really loud.

Winning a landslide for the Monster Raving Loony Party with Taribo West as my deputy leader and To Madeira as Chancellor

He'll be hoping for a better result! 😅