@IranSpoof We have a phrase in America called fuck around and find out. If that doesn’t translate well, just ok to the skies and an interpreter will be in route soon enough.
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Toby Starr
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A ballistic missile has been launched from Iran toward central Israel.
The ceasefire clearly does not apply to Israel — tensions are still escalating, and the conflict is far from over.
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@bindelj It’s because we’re still waiting for you to answer the question.
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A misogynist just emailed me:
"If you hate men so much, why do you try to look like one?"
Do they NEVER update their insults?
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@FawadShayk @Amin_Joseph @elonmusk As bad, no. But you’re comparing things that stopped happening 175 years ago to things that just happened.
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@ChathanChills @MAGAVoice @MargoMartin47 Yeah I miss the days back when Biden was in office and we all loved each other and twitter was nothing but kumbaya lyrics.
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@MAGAVoice @MargoMartin47 If irony had a trophy, this would win. A man who divided his own nation getting the “Architect of Peace” award is like awarding a chainsaw for precision surgery.
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I am in tears. Donald Trump just became the First sitting President to receive the Nixon Foundation’s Architect of Peace Award
Such a HISTORIC moment
LET’S GO ❤️
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@harleygirltn @atensnut That’s odd, I haven’t seen one maga person I know blame this on liberals. But you’re like the 10th nuttard that I’ve seen posting BS like this. And do you know why? Because you made this meme before you heard one peep about peoples responses to the shooters identity. Troll.
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@Inyo_Guts @JEFFVARNER @TONYxTWO @camhigby Yeah, because he was being escorted by police. No escort and he’d have gotten ‘peacefully protested’ into the obituaries.
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Does anything positive ever come from twitter? It’s just a big argument with no winners or losers. Just a place to get angry and be angry. This may be the most negative place on earth.
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@MotionMark369 @EndWokeness I tried it and it said the same thing. I did it as two separate chats. It called one of them ‘White pride harmful’
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@dom_lucre This happened in 2013. Sadly, he was convicted for armed robbery a few years later.
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Let’s start making this content go viral too please?
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@gtconway3d Am I the only person that remembers Congress passing all those bills? If Trump had given all that money to businesses, If Trump had given all the checks to people, he’d be sitting in office right now and you’d be blaming him for our rampant inflation. And I’d be agreeing.
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I wish I could retweet this a million times
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@elonmusk I’m cracking up that this thread still turned into people genuinely complaining. #66milionYearOldExtinctAnimalsLivesMatter
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@RubinReport Wtf happened to you guys? Canada was my bug-out plan for when shit hit the fan. Now I’m thinking I’ll end up smuggling you fucks across the border to get you down to Florida where it’s safe.
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@JediDunn @DanCrenshawTX You won’t see 100% adoption of EV’s in your lifetime, let alone a decade. If you’re young enough, you might see something like 70% adoption before you kick the bucket. But rest assured, they’ll be driving you to the morgue using diesel.
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@DanCrenshawTX Every automaker across the globe are going 100% EV within the next decade, better get on board, Dan.
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Since Biden was elected he:
Canceled an American pipeline.
Told you to buy an electric car after Russians hacked a major US pipeline.
Cleared the way for a *Russian* pipeline and Russian energy dominance in Europe.
Can’t make this stuff up.
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Sci-Fi writers have proposed this paradox. If we send a spaceship to another star system, it would take so long, & techno-progress is so fast, that it would be overtaken by a ship of a later century. Which in turn would be overtaken . . . etc. Therefore pointless to start.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson for President! Who’s on board? And don’t say Bill Nye for VP because that’s just silly.
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@StarrJodel I'm just amazed that there's more than one female on earth willing to play D&D. Lol
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If the #electoralcollege didn't exist, both cand's would have campaigned differently. Don't assume that would have changed the results.
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Hey SNL... Mr Bean, The president of FIFA... I can only bring you guys so far to the trough.
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