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@BarbLarochelle Yeah I am. Started maybe an hour or so ago. Are you in the south/southwest end of the city by chance?

Anyone having internet issues in Edmonton? Specifically Telus? We've got no phone, internet or TV.

@lexiosborne We can’t get a clean game out of him anymore 😭. I want to hope but I think he has just lost it for good

If special teams costs us a game again I will riot. Looking at you, butker…

Holy smokes, my wife just unveiled my @BlueJays birthday cake, and it’s so glorious. Go jays!

@tysboyce @troypavlek Interesting. I didn’t realize it might be that black and white at this point. I also like what Jon Morgan brings to the table and I’ve certainly seen him out and about at community events.

@travislicious @troypavlek Ipiihkoohkanipiaohtsi is very much a Jon Morgan vs Jennifer Rice contest.

This fall's #yegvote is cheat to win. Candidates are breaking the rules with impunity, and we have ample evidence that if - and that's a hard if - there are any consequences, they are so minimal as to not matter If you want a candidate to win without cheating, they need support

My recommendation to the boys. Take a breath. Have a banana 🍌 #LetsGoOilers

@hardwarecanucks AMD’s page says no fix planned for Ryzen 3000 series. Coincidentally, HC has a video this week about upgrades from a 3800X. Inside job? 🤔🤣🍿(obviously just kidding)

Everyone, get out your 🍿🍿🍿🍿

@CCMHockey The old X-Ray helmet

Let's hear it! What's the piece of gear you think of when you see the iconic 3 block logo? #CCM125

@zturchan Way to go! W.

Ws in the chat.

@troypavlek Byeeeeeeeeeee 👋👋👋

Jesus Christ. Jennifer Rice went with "I wasn't bullying anyone, it's my accent". Unbelievable. How completely reductive. What a disservice to her ward. Her local political career is finished.

Someone pinch me- it’s 2023 and @HotHotHeat has new music dropping tomorrow? Hyyyyyyype

@troypavlek -must not walk in front of you, because you need to appear tall and important.

Help Wanted: Looking for 19 (nineteen) assistants to look out for the best interests of Edmontonians. Must not be a LITTLE BITCH THAT RUNS TO THE JOURNAL CRYING DO YOU REALIZE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO HAVE A JOB WITH ME? UNGRATEFUL LITTLE MAGGOT I'm not the type of person who yells

@ryandittrick I saw this, and although tempting, if I’m making a “silly” stick purchase soon, I found a source that (for a similar price) makes sticks with the Draisaitl burger flipper curve and it might be hilarious to try 😂

This is the one Synergy I never owned. Must... resist.

Thanks “X” for this suggested automated “Tweet”

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@NFL_DovKleiman Ah yes the Shaggy defence

Update: #Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney claims his social media accounts were hacked after #Giants fans complained he left them profanity-laced voice recordings and also attacked female fans by their looks while using degrading language. Toney recently went on Instagram to attack Giants GM Joe Schoen for trading him away from the team after one season.

@espink63 Election signs are made of Coroplast which is actually super recyclable

@troypavlek Devils advocate: If you scare all the people away that have opposing views to the neighbour, you are guaranteed to get a 2nd person like that to move in. It will spread

When I see a house next door to the neighbourhood convoyist for sale, what is my moral obligation to try and give potential homeowners a heads up about what they're buying into? Should this be a mandatory disclosure, like when you discover black mold or foundation issues?

@yourbestfred Everyone blew it at some point 😂

When I start seeing the “Never in doubt” tweets about this Blue Jays game