True Prison Stories

@BonkDaCarnivore Hopefully a lawyer will pick this up and sue on their behalf...

No matter where you fall on the deportation spectrum, this is ultimate level garbage human shit. This lady hired a crew to do a $10k roof repair on her house, then called ICE on them when they were almost completed to avoid having to pay for it. And then apparently stole their tools. She's going to go out to pick up some meth and come back to find her house in flames soon. And it'll be funny. BTW, what she did was a crime under Maryland law.

@hackerfantastic How long time someone gets caught using this tech to stalk their ex, or find a victim to assault...I said get caught, because we all know it is already happening...they have just not been caught yet.

I'm not American, but isn't Flock by default a violation of the constitutions 4th amendment?

@LizzySavetsky We have the TSA because during 9/11 the government DID NOT do their job, there was plenty of security to catch what was going on, it was just all incompetent, so they forced the rest of us to give up our money and freedom, because they did not do their job in the first place.

The uncomfortable truth nobody wants to bring up...

@shiri_shh Wouldn't just make the world hotter?

This startup lets you ORDER SUNLIGHT from space to your exact location in 30 seconds 😭

@gregkellyusa Ya, I think it was a way to be unique a while back, now I think it is more unique to not have tattoos...

What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly

@realjennaryan LOL they do more than that...

What if the United States just started creating fake emails and throwing people in prison… and claiming immunity and never held accountable… would anybody be safe?

@UtahFlatRanger Taking the jobs, using all the welfare, buying all the houses, clogging the airports with their jet set lifestyles and drinking all of the watter...is there anything that illegals can not do????

If you build a ICE Facility it will take a Million Gallons of Water. If you deport 200,000 people here illegally it will save 16.4 Million Gallons of Water.

@scottsantens LOL we wont let people buy cookies with food stamps, you think we are just going to give away money for nothing???

Can we all agree on universal basic income yet, or does blue line need to go up more?

@theOhioInnProj This is an almost daily thing, a person, most of the time black, does 20 years for a crime that they did not commit for a conviction based on snitch testimony...

Dell Crawford, a #Michigan man #wrongfullyimprisoned for nearly 20 years, was exonerated Tuesday. No physical evidence tied him to the crime to begin with, but new analysis turned up #DNA under the victim's fingernails from two other men. ow.ly/mJFQ50Yyov8

@meghanncuniff @Meta They lost 80 billion trying to make a metaverse...this is a parking ticket...

KOB 4 TV in New Mexico recorded the end of the verdict publishing in the @Meta trial. The penalties total a whooping $375 million. "Did Meta act willfully be engaging in an unconscionable trade practice? The jury's answer is 'yes.'" Still no verdict in Los Angeles.

@ProudSocialist They will crash the economy like they did in 2008, people will sign up just because the really need a job.

The Army is raising the enlistment age to 42 and easing restrictions on marijuana. They’re desperate, but it still won’t work. We aren’t dying for Israel or the Epstein class. If they do a draft we smoking crack!

@ClassicLearner The said the oil would pay for the war...then gave it all to Exxon!

In 2003 they projected the Iraq war would cost $100 billion. It cost $3 trillion in interest on debt alone. They said The War on Terror would cost billions… It cost $17-20 trillion. The real threat to our future isn’t some foreign country, it’s our corrupt political class.

@HorrorGorl They don't care because they don't work, have social security and Medicare (bigger than all other entitlements combined), and their houses exploded in value...they care about no one else.

Boomers literally destroy everything

@rawsalerts Can't wait to see all the people at the police station smoking weed...

🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.

@WallStreetMav The second one is 5:30 in the morning...think that could be it?

I am becoming more and more convinced that we have MASSIVELY underestimated the number of illegal aliens in the USA. 50 million? 100 million?

@ClaytonTuckerTX Are you sure it is not because immigrants eat, and sometimes it is beef??

Beef prices have skyrocketed since the 1970s. What changed? We went from thousands of local, independent processors down to 4, and the Big Four no longer compete against each other. They also rigged prices against the ranchers who raise cattle, driving many small ranches out of business. The Beef Monopoly is why your beef prices are high. I'm running for Ag Commissioner to start breaking them up. Check out some of our "Bust Monopolies" merch to help support our movement store.claytontuckertx.com #BeefPrices #ConsumerRights #MarketConsolidation #BigAg #PriceGouging

@GigaBasedDad More economic opportunity up north warm weather and cheaper living down south.

Why is that?

@ActwithAlison We all bought it...

to be fair i was 23 in this pic

@MarioNawfal Bad for who?

🚨🇺🇸 The Valero Port Arthur refinery is one of the largest in the United States The facility processes roughly 395,000 barrels of crude oil per day, making it a critical piece of America's fuel supply chain. Port Arthur sits along the Gulf Coast refining corridor that handles nearly half of all U.S. refining capacity. This comes at the worst possible time. The Strait of Hormuz is effectively closed. Iraq declared force majeure on its oil production. Qatar's LNG hub is damaged. Global crude is above $100. And the U.S. just authorized sales of Iranian and Russian oil to keep markets from spiraling further. Even a temporary shutdown of a facility this size tightens domestic fuel supply at a moment when Americans are already paying $3.90+ at the pump. If repairs take weeks, gas prices in the Gulf Coast region could spike ahead of the rest of the country. Source: KHOU / Reuters

@cb_doge I saw that movie...

ELON MUSK: "In the future, the robots will make so many robots, that they will actually saturate all human needs, meaning you won't be able to even think of something to ask the robot for at a certain point, like there will be such an abundance of goods and services. There'll be more robots than people. I think everyone on earth is going to have one humanoid robot because you would want a robot to watch over your kids, take care of your pet, take care of elderly parents. I'm very optimistic about the future. I think we're headed for a future of amazing abundance, which is very cool. Definitely we are in the most interesting time in history."