Paul Walmsley 🌎

@NickDixon youth hosteling with Chris Eubank

This idea is an Alan Partridge dictating in his car level of awful.

@tomhfh that’s just what it’s called. You don’t play 99 Problems by Jay-Zed

Why is SNL ‘UK’ calling Gen Z ‘Gen Zee’?

chonk

The entire economy is just podcasters getting mad at other podcasters.

that daily pull to come offline and just get into train spotting or something massive temptation to just hide in a fiddly little hobby Napoleonic figures? 🇫🇷 thanks news

the Twitter increase of 144 characters was a mistake cos, christ, get yer essays out

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@Rainmaker1973 i know enough about challenge-culture and online attention to know that some tiktok types will definitely be doing this on purpose

The world’s first tram airbags are coming to Zurich to protect pedestrians in unavoidable collisions.

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: She rang the bell after three long years of leukemia treatment. God bless her! 🙌

You can easily make a case for #nightlords being the best traitor legion in #warhammer 1) they absolutely love it 2) they’re not lost to anything (disease/possession) so have the most agency, & 3) machiavellian tactics are, in ways, moral due to how few deaths are needed to win

@Kirioth sorted. you’re now my background audio as I paint loads of trim. No loud noises please, it’s very narrow 😂❤️

Join me in 8 hours as we hopefully get to see some cool reveals

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10

@morganisawizard @topoproc play guitar, read, write in a diary, paint warhammer, plan things, clear things, clean things, sort things. Build stuff. Plan ahead, sort your calendar out, edit videos, make songs, write stories, LEARN: a language, an instrument, history, science, a new skill. Think. Cook. Eat!

@topoproc what do you do!

@MarinaHyde Ep. 3: ‘The Fart Heard Round the World’

If you’re as obsessed with The Celebrity Traitors as Richard and I are - in fact, even if you’re only half as obsessed - you are most cordially invited to join us for this the minute tonight’s show ends

yes

@aaliyahvtuber_ turtle

Hehe, quick question, what do you see, chicken or bird🤔

@UKLabour give us a break down babes. Spreadsheet me up

BREAKING: Labour is investing an extra £84 million to help prevent homelessness this winter.

another peaceful walk through the autumn meadow that is the internet today 🌳 🌳

that’s enough internet for today. Christ on a bike.

@jeremycorbyn ‘we’ll take your money and we’ll take your property.’ Great selling point Jez, you’re alright

This government could have taken on the super-rich to tackle inequality. They chose to fan the flames of racism and embolden the far-right instead. Our country needs a change in direction, now. It’s time for a real alternative that redistributes wealth, ownership and power.