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@jeffery4free you’re on Twitter arguing with strangers instead of paying attention to your kids I know your wife is waiting for that divorce 😭

@twosnips That’s laughable. Someone so fragile as you is unlikely to be of use

I could never work in vet med I watch one video of a puppy overheating and hyperventilating and I start bawling

@fragrancewife @bizarre_and_wrd I definitely don’t want to see Trump fuck a pig but im wondering how his supporters would react to him being placed in a situation where he would have to choose

@twosnips @bizarre_and_wrd I don’t know what you meant either

would Trump supporters still like him if he got black mirrored. yall know what im talking about

@username_has_a @xwanyex why are you so obsessed with gay people. projecting like a motherfucker

@twosnips @xwanyex Huh? No I will not make out with you fag. Lol

If a guy smokes on the train and the police ask him to stop and he violently resists and then the cops kill him, then that’s a good result for society. It’s obviously a personal tragedy. That person might have family. Individual lives will be disrupted. One easily mourns the loss of a life that ended so unnecessarily. But we’re not going to get anywhere on crime until people allow themselves to believe that this is a good outcome and that we are not infinitely obligated to optimize for preventing it.

@username_has_a @xwanyex car selfie with sunglasses on you’re literally an NPC

@twosnips @xwanyex Okay? That doesn't mean you can't be super gay and faggy.

@bizarre_and_wrd Can you read?

@twosnips Then specify an episode, fag

@SeefriedHunter @xwanyex Loud music, conversations, annoying, sure. Tweakers? Maybe we should have invested in things 30 years ago that deals with those things. I’m not saying smoking is acceptable but until we live in a society where people stand up together then what else are you going to do?

@twosnips @xwanyex What is the alternative though? If everyone just hunkers down and tries to ignore people smoking, tweaking, playing loud music, and other disruptive things on public transit, surely that will make public transit a much worse place to be over time, no?

@MintAltoid @xwanyex As someone who works with police frequently I can firmly say you’re a fucking loser cosplayer who’s full of shit

@twosnips @xwanyex As a connoisseur of police bodycam videos, I can firmly say you're lying

@bizarre_and_wrd is that what I said?

@twosnips You want him to fuck a pig?

@username_has_a @xwanyex im literally a paramedic you stupid fuck hahahhaha

@xwanyex This explains a lot. x.com/i/status/20727…

@jeffery4free pay attention to your kids you fucking chud I contribute more to society in one month than you ever will in your entire life

@twosnips That’s because you are pathetic and weak

@hamasglock @madison_tayt yes women are famous for being unchallenged by insecure men lmao

@madison_tayt Sometimes we just get tired of the shit women say going unchallenged

over the course of a year and a half i watched this man go from my annoying horny reply guy to my annoying snarky reply guy. presumably because i have a bf now. it’s like the saying goes, hell hath no fury like a reply guy scorned.

@cs2boop @brwnbttwn ..

@brwnbttwn Boo Hoo. You are a complete and total Pussy

how not to talk to your adult kids example 3799864689

@ali_sivi gazpacho

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

@bf_crane YESSS I LOVE TALL PEOPLE AT CONCERTS DISCOURSE

One time me & my 6’5 brother arrived early to a concert to make sure we were front row. A short girl fought her way to the front 5 min before the show starts & asked if she could stand in front of him. He refused out of principle & she called him a “fucking ogre” lol

@cherryxmuva @glockinmyspiel odor absorption I think

@glockinmyspiel i have it in there bc i know im supposed to but i literally dont know for what

Young hoes don’t put baking soda in the fridge anymore

@PossumPatriot Did a woman tell you this or are you just making shit up

@Spanish_Techno Women don't date bi men because they don't want to get STDs, which are rampant among gays/bis. Stop trying to guilt women into getting HIV.

I can’t stand rainbow anything. I think it’s super tacky. I think we should decide on something else. I think we have too many fucking flags. I don’t care if bisexual women bring their boyfriends to pride. When women say they wouldn’t date a bi man because they’re bi, I immediately lose a little bit of respect for them. I think it’s homophobic and that they’re directly contributing to men’s fixation on and insecurities about correctly performing “masculinity.” Okay, I think that’s it. Bye.

whatever happened to salad spinners. do people still use those