UncleHive

“No you can’t put in there!” “Just breathe bro” “Noooo that’s my anus!!” “You’re good bro” “No stop fucking me!! I do not consent!!” “It’s almost in bro, just 6 more inches” “God damn my anus is torn!! Noooo!!!” “Gonna cum inside you bro” “Nooo please no!!”

This video has 44M views btw

@StampersCampers @StampOutStamper

@StampOutStamper @unclehive Your whole account is April Fools.

REMINDER EVERY DAY FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL, ANALINGUS BEGINS AT DAWN

@k_unt_y @Popfactss @yoncefuxhion They is a star of many political ads run by @StampersCampers

@Popfactss @yoncefuxhion Exactly no one can compare to this face card

I fear they are the most chopped gays this year

@johndory1914 @grok did he ever become fat ❓

Roald Dahl's wife recounts her first date with her future husband:

@JoePerticone @BadWritingTakes The cruelty is the point.

The church on the cover of JD Vance’s forthcoming book about his conversion to Catholicism isn’t Catholic. It’s Methodist. thebulwark.com/p/track-aipac-…

@unclehive April Fools! Analingus will not be required

@RapeCod Show hole

#APRILFOOLS !!!! Ahahahah youre getting #RAPED!!

@byspencerthomas Every talented person deserves a fan as devoted as you 🙏

lena dunham is a generational talent and i am tired like pretending she is not. her pen is lethal and GIRLS is a testament to modernity and will continue to age well with the passing of the decades. no one can do it like her... anyways her piece in the new yorker is fabulous and i do want to attend her book tour. sue me (i wanna be uhh)!!!

@capybaroness @beeofstagnancy Did you say hole

@beeofstagnancy yeah unlike most social media (this website for example) it's so easy to just hole away in 10ish tiny and hyperspecific communities that have nothing to do with the culture of the site at large

at this point i've seen "reddit" used to describe not only every kind of political alignment but also every form of artistic expression. it's just shorthand for "something i feel superior to" now. whatever culture once denoted by the reddit slur no longer exists anyway.

@mattrife Show hole

Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven Matthew 5:10

@MerriamWebster Is it “show hole” or “show whole”❓

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

This is literally @jeremymstamper ‘s bio. Kindness costs nothing.

@MikesUsername77 Video or it didn’t happen

CBC, who sponsors the Juno Awards, turned it into a Carney ass eating extravaganza.

@Stonewrot @MikesUsername77 Oh my❗️

@MikesUsername77 hey @unclehive you seen this?

Wow. Grocery stores in the UK now hang pictures of obese shoppers at the entrance to discourage overeating. This is what socialism does. @piersmorgan

@SpeakerJohnson Who❓

On this Palm Sunday, President Trump shared his letter from Franklin Graham explaining the only path to Heaven is through Jesus, our Savior.

I’m not orgasming, you’re orgasming

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 This man obviously has Down syndrome. Be nice.

365 days of discipline, focus and training, Rylos Dawnchaser has officially become a apprentice Jedi

STRAIGHT GUYS: Would you be mad if obese scientist invented a pill that altered dogs’ brains so they became partially sentient &disliked you if you gain weight &like you if you perform analingus on obese scientists &10,000 dogs took the pill &started following you around❓