LORD B 👑💫

One day, I want to look back at it all, the small beginnings, the struggles, the hold ups, the darkest nights, the tears and finally the Breakthrough and say this to myself "I AM A SUCCESS "🤞

Na today dem go beat that nonchalance commot my guy body 😭😂

@ukpodu @xxfw1da You don’t have any feeling you are just pessimistic, cos you’ve probably had this feeling 5 matches back

@xxfw1da I have this feeling Bruno will go blank in the remaining matches 😭

That Henry PL assist record is similar to that Old trafford half time record, you’ll always come close to breaking it but you’ll never surpass it

@Afc_Nels2 As long as one of those 8 goals every season is at Emirates 😂

N!gga. Pedro Neto has more goals than him this season, he has also won more trophies than him. All that scrub does is score 8 goals the entire season and p!ss people off.

@TrollFootball @MYGENESIS001 If they create a trophy 🏆 for runner ups, Arsenal will still be runner up to that trophy 😂

Even at finishing second… they’re second 😭

@ArtetaEra Keep calm , city won’t need the goal difference soon enough 😂

Why is attacking prowess given an edge over defensive brute in a title race when both are equally important aspects of the game?

@Olu_Tobitoloba @john322226 That’s where you and your father comes in, your father should build a private hospital and treat people free of charge and you also go to medical school after your 8 years join him in his hospital for free services.

@john322226 Honestly at least someone finally speak up my mind, how can you be so cruel and heartless seeing your fellow human being lifeless all because of their inabilities to pay money🤦🏻 atleast treat them first and let them find the money before discharging them

I genuinely want to know how doctors feel when they refuse to treat a patient because they don’t have money for the hospital bill and the patient ends up dead. I mean, that shit can ruin anyone’s mental health especially the doctor.

@FabrizioRomano Records are meant to be broken 😂

🚨❌ Chelsea have lost five consecutive league games without scoring a single goal for the first time in 114 years.

@AngelaGraceLOU @Bernhar01704981 @Masculincreed What could the men have done in maritime disasters to stop women and children from dying that they didn’t do ?

@Bernhar01704981 @Masculincreed It wasn’t a civilization norm. Maritime disasters by and large were Everyman for himself. Women died in large numbers.

My woman said; ‘Men are privileged. They don’t have to sacrifice.’ I said nothing. Just asked her to look at the Titanic numbers. 73% of women survived. Only 19% of men did. She tried to counter it. Then I told her something she wasn’t ready to hear…

@Konstant4231 @the_grafixmedic That’s if it’s private Uni , in most Sch’s she will be in 500L or at most 600L

@the_grafixmedic 2019 ? She will be in 500L if it were to be OAU o 😂

It's been 7 years since this was posted which. I pray she is now a doctor.

@fearthebeard070 @Optimus_Dracula Gbanacho elder brother😂

All of you should come out oooo 😂😂😂😂

@instablog9ja GTA mission : get a 5 star in 10mins 2mins later : Mission successful

Man arrested for allegedly st£aling police armoured vehicle after driver stepped out

@UTDJelly Don’t get your hopes high

No matter your religion, you must join us to watch this blue film 8pm tomorrow.

@utd_rios @Fugisaki_ And Onana 😭

We turned up in the Ucl with Hojlund and baby suiii bro 😂😂 This squad can't do worse!!!

@UTDJelly Fans of football club that wants rashford who Barca can’t pay 30m for to come back and start ? People that would rather watch the club burn than their fav not starting one or two games . lol

Y’all called Amorim a mad man when he said we’re not ready for the UCL. Look at Chelsea, look at Spurs… these clubs are currently suffering because they played more games this season with not good enough squad. Manchester United are even currently suffering, despite playing one game per week. My only problem with Amorim is that, he is too honest, sometimes as a coach you gotta lie to people. I watched Bayern and Madrid yesterday, and i imagined this current Man United there, i burst out laughing. 😂😂😂 Mbappe has 15 UCL goals this season, none of our players have scored that amount in the league. Let’s continue sugarcoating everything, no wonder we’ve not made it past RO16 in years!!!

@Tierrawett @MueraNyathi @Jnrhal_85 @Son_ImSleep Logical capabilities deactivated

@MueraNyathi @Jnrhal_85 @Son_ImSleep you putting words in my mouth and reducing what i'm saying to specific claims... I know yo want me to be the stupid hoe so bad

Make sure you pay your “this isn’t rape” fee, fellas

@_demola_ @Eninlaloluwami @instablog9ja He’s telling you it’s not about tribe you still Dey disgrace your generation here, is tinubu Yoruba

@Eninlaloluwami @instablog9ja Na 3 major tribes dey this country, Hausa, Igbo, and Yoruba. Put Calabar where e fit between the 3 or geddifuckoff

“There was a time Nigerians were ready to pay N10,000 per litre, but fuel still wasn’t available” — Akpabio

@Sanchyoloye @Bentenisn @Ozedikus Eh God, and these kind of people will have thesame voting rights as you 😭

@Bentenisn @Ozedikus Because it's PBAT right?

If no be madness why na president dey appoint INEC chairman? You don see where player dey appoint referee?

@McFlybowy Beating wan wound this one brain 😂 I understand your predicament

I know he’s 6 assists behind Bruno, but he’s the most creative player in the league, in a way a Bruno can’t be. Because creativity isn’t just numbers alone, it’s type of chances you create. Bruno Fernandes is a volume creator. He plays early, he plays often, he forces situations. A lot of his creativity comes from repetition crosses, through balls, set-pieces, constant risk-taking. That’s why the assist numbers are always high. It’s pressure over time. But Rayan Cherki is a different kind of creator entirely. He creates chances that aren’t supposed to exist. It’s the weight of pass when there’s no angle. The disguised slip when defenders think the play is dead. The ability to draw three players in, freeze them, and then release the ball at the exact last second. That’s not volume creativity, that’s imagination-based creativity. Bruno sees passes early. Cherki sees them late….. when no one else can. And that’s the difference. Because when you defend Bruno, you’re preparing for patterns….runs in behind, early crosses, quick through balls When you defend Cherki, there is no pattern. He can stand still for two seconds and still break your entire shape with one touch. Also, Cherki’s creativity is tied to his 1v1 threat. That’s what makes it more dangerous. He doesn’t need movement around him to create he can generate the advantage himself. Beat a man, attract another, then create. Bruno depends more on structure, Cherki is the structure. So even if the stats say Bruno is ahead, the reality is… Bruno creates more chances. Cherki creates harder chances,Bruno relies on repetition, Cherki relies on invention And when you talk about pure creativity, that’s where Cherki sits in a space Bruno simply doesn’t operate in.

No be life Chelsea fans Dey live , How you go Dey pray make dem beat your team 6 0 😂

Rat glue board 1k ? Jerry and co please feel at home 🏠