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I genuinely hate being asked what do you need it for? by my dad. Be glad I didn’t just take it 😭

I can’t sleep because i just saw a gecko and i can only imagine it growing bigger and hugging me from behind😔

@vanta0_3 Watch who you call your mutual fr

Who isn’t a debtor nowadays. i wouldn’t be surprised if any of my moots is next😭

Thrifting is actually the best. I got the same design I wanted for like 90% less, so I still have money left for another dress.

@ayodejilwl I will personally make your poster. You have many fine pictures 😹😹

@vanta0_3 Help me. I’m lowkey next

100% Nigerian men

a lot of men would sell they pssy if they had one

being jealous over someone you aren't even dating is such a pain in the ass

@thejaheimreport that’s very fine

i need a boyfriend i’m getting tired of women.🫩

Very envious of people who can forgive and forget. I’ve never let anything go since I was born

@ayodejilwl who

This nigga is actually so dumb oh my God

Bro, wow.

@thejaheimreport ?

sometimes i wish my penis was long enough to leave in the toilet while i sleep so i don’t have to stand up from my bed to ease myself.🫩

I cannot believe people take pills everyday. My brain still feels depleted from yesterday😭

One time I called a nigga ugly to everybody I know then started dating him, u rly can’t trust a lot of sht I say

Maeverse is what an industry plant would be except she isn’t which makes it funnier 😭

@ikysl777 😭😭😭😭

i dey try get over person w rebound then I remember the work involved and suddenly I’m healed😭✌🏾

@thejaheimreport 😳

@vanta0_3 na davido u call david ?

I understand David perfectly when he says he never knew they were rich

@noiseinstatic indecisiveness. i didn’t know i liked him till he moved on to another person

@vanta0_3 chai

How did i get my first heartbreak from someone i didn’t even date. We only spoke for about 3 months

@wesandersonskid It’s embarrassing 😔

@vanta0_3 omo take as much time as you need