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for every like on this tweet, i’ll reply with a random fact about me.

sometimes i wish my penis was long enough to leave in the toilet while i sleep so i don’t have to stand up from my bed to ease myself.🫩

the more a man loves you the closer he’ll be to your feet

money wey i set aside for the week don finish.

aniya keeps saying, she doesn’t want to limit kc to explore. but when kc starts doing that, she guilt-trips and manipulates him w tears, and projects by saying she feels like a safe option bc she knows kc is her safe option.

i’ll js put all my love island tweets in a thread.

trinity and bryce.

caleb ?😭

@waterparkbby he no believe say human being fit string up words like that.🤣

@thejaheimreport You don traumatize am😭😭

One thing I like about myself is that I'm also very unhinged irl. The words that spill out of my mouth are expected to have an innuendo and it's cute to see 🥹

@waterparkbby my dry cleaner when i told my friend i rather get strapped to a bed and have my butthole tickled than lose my fav trad yesterday.

@waterparkbby when people say i’m risqué online, i feel so happy for them cause i be saying the most unhinged shit irl.

thinking about that mutual i want to fuck so bad.

@vanta0_3 na davido u call david ?

I understand David perfectly when he says he never knew they were rich

every horny tweet i put out is a cry for employment.

@noiseinstatic 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

@thejaheimreport i’m in support

i need a boyfriend i’m getting tired of women.🫩

her jokes are unfunny but she got white toes so i gotta laugh.

@noiseinstatic @theyloveafreak wallahi idg, women block when asked for sex nau. when did they start blocking for this :/

@theyloveafreak @thejaheimreport dumdumdumdummmm

this girl js blocked me cause i refused to sleep w her, egbami can’t i love you without fucking you. why are my own things always different.

@cutiepapuss only two meals spark joy in my life… amala and coochie. had 1/2 need the other🙏🏾

@thejaheimreport so excited you tweeted in another language

je suis tellement excité là tout de suite, je pourrais bouffer la prochaine chatte que je vois sans aucun préliminaire

my 10 wraps of amala w 5 pieces of beef and 3 ponmo is on the way.

if you smile today abeg dm me make you show me wetin make you smile.