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@JamesAHogg2 An era were you couldn’t wait to switch on tv and watch comedy gold didn’t have to worry about woke agendas can’t say this or that unlike today’s comedy which is crap never see their like again 🥲

This Two Ronnies sketch was never televised originally (it appeared many years later), but I’ve no idea why. It was written by Ronnie Barker, under the pseudonym Gerald Wiley, and for my money it gives Four Candles a run for it’s money. Seriously, if I’d written something this good I’d just retire immediately. What a talent! Good morning.

@owenjonesjourno @victorsy001 You do whatever is required to take out the threat he’s not going to offer him a cup of tea & biscuits ffs why are you so more concerned about protocol he’s lucky he wasn’t shot dead🤷🏻

@victorsy001 I'm asking if this is actually protocol - do you have an answer? I don't think I've ever heard of police officers taking this action if they think someone might detonate explosives, seems like an insane thing to do if that's your objective

Hold on - what? If police officers think someone might be carrying explosives, protocol is to kick them in the head repeatedly like this? Is that actual police protocol? If so, how is it a wise police protocol? Can someone explain the reasoning?

This gentleman set me on the road 30 years ago as a professional golf caddie my 1st ever bag on tour he’s now the head Pro @PortmarnockGolf the legend Francis Howley he was a great guy to work for and even better guy off the course thanks for giving us a day to remember 👍

Enjoyed the golf today even though I played💩it was all about memory lane 21 years next month Stephen Dodd Irish Open champion 2005, don’t think I’ve changed that much😀

21 years later my 1st visit back to @CartonHouseGolf since Stephen Dodd won the irish open 2005 thanks for the memories 🏆👍

@shaggs23 @TweeterAlliss I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks that m8 players spitting their chewing tobacco onto the greens is disrespectful the greens are sacrosanct and should be treated as such👍

@TweeterAlliss What about the spitting on the greens by Tiger all the time or the spitting of Scottie Scheffler on the greens today while on camera? I’ve seen so many players break drivers, smash tee markers over 22 years on tour. Just because it’s Augusta it’s frowned upon massively.

Who’ll ever forget the spitting into the cup incident. I let it go down, no big deal. Magnificent.

@shaggs23 @MarkAllenGolf Ban it never liked or agreed with it shaggs👍

@MarkAllenGolf It’s so painful to watch. I’m glad I don’t caddy anymore because I wouldn’t be able to contain myself.

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@KipHenley It’s my back garden numbnuts😀

This may be the hardest question ever posed on Twitter. I bet no one gets it right.

@KDH__8 @bluekippercom I think you’re going to need a bigger spoon 🥄 m8 UTFT

Couple hungry people on here… 🤣 I wasn’t lying though. 🤪💙

@VoWalesWren @hodgson1878 @RDPHistory 👏👏👏👏👏👏🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💙

44 years ago today, during the Falklands War, my husband stood on the front line defending our British flag in the South Atlantic. This is him on the left, captured in this moment after the battle, hands on his head, taken as a prisoner of war. He fought with courage alongside his comrades in the bitter cold and harsh conditions, doing what so many young British servicemen did, answering the call to protect British sovereignty. Until ordered to lay down arms by the Governor Rex Hunt! Today we remember the bravery of all who served in the Falklands. The ones who came home, the ones who didn’t, and the families who waited and worried. 🫡🇬🇧 To my husband - I’m so proud of the man you were then, and the man you are now. Thank you for your service. 🫡❤️🇬🇧 It makes me furious to watch spineless traitors like Keir Starmer eagerly handing over our sovereign lands at every opportunity and betraying everything people like my husband and his comrades fought, bled and suffered for 🤬🇬🇧 #FalklandsWar #NP8901 #LestWeForget ❤️#BritishArmedForces

@EricLDaugh You’re talking bollox now yes our PM is weak but don’t slag off our forces enough is enough we’ve stood by America for years just because of 1 idiot and his cronies who run this country don’t take us all for mugs your mother is British remember that matey😡

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just dropped a truth nuke on American "allies" and the UK "WE come to their rescue, but they will NEVER come to ours. And I want you to remember that we said this, they didn't come to our rescue! Now they all want to help when they're annihilated!" "The other side is annihilated. They said, 'we'd love to send ships.' They actually made a statement, a couple of them, that we want to get involved when the war's over..." "...No, it's supposed to get involved with the war's BEGINNING or even before it begins!" "We had the UK say that 'we'll send,' this is three weeks ago, 'we'll send our aircraft carriers,' which aren't the best aircraft carriers, by the way, they're toys compared to what we have, but 'we'll send our aircraft carrier when the war's over.'" 😭 "I said, oh, that's wonderful. Thank you very much. Don't bother. We don't need it. And we don't need it. We don't need them!"

@narindertweets Thick as mince you are, he asked a question which he refused to answer. Week after week he does this @PMQs I don’t blame him more PMs should do the same in future otherwise it’s pointless turning up & asking questions 🤷🏻

Starmer criticises Reform and Farage for being dismissive of the people who have voted for them, and Farage's response is...to lead a walk-out of his MPs from the chamber. Hahaha what an absolute snowflake! Can you imagine him leading the country and being made accountable and getting in a HUFF everytime!

@golfweek Spot on Ewan👏👏

TV's Ewen Murray to retire, takes incredible shot at Keegan Bradley golfweek.usatoday.com/story/sports/g…

Happy heavenly Mother’s Day Mum miss talking you out for a meal & making a fuss of you, hope you & dad are having a lovely day💙🙏XXXX

@ToddCaddie @KipHenley @TheHannaRay He’s always liked a player who has stiff shifts😜👍

@KipHenley @TheHannaRay You ARE a Gay caddie again! 🤪🤣

me or the players?

@zarahsultana @CollyRetro It’s not your monarchy so wind ya neck in

Abolish the monarchy.

@KipHenley When you finish 2nd in uspa in 2012 you don’t have too it comes natural 😀👍

@wayneefc1 That’s because you were caddying for Linny! He didn’t even know how far his irons went so why would you ask someone how far they hit theirs? 😝

No one that has ever broken 80 asked anything about this. “A lot is being made” may be a caddie embellishment.

@LFCHistoryShow Get well cally played golf with him & Geoff Armstrong at hillside back in the 80s now that’s what you call a legend proper nice guy🙏💙

Get well soon Cally. Legend. #LFC #YNWA ❤️

@Tysemon101 Thanks for your service Andy our government has let the men & women down of our armed forces especially those who gave the ultimate sacrifice I fear for the future 😡🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

Folks, I’ll try and put this into perspective. By the time I deployed to Afghanistan in 2010 the Taliban were on the back foot. We were involved in stand up scraps but our main enemy was IED’s. These claimed more Afghans and their livestock than our forces. Also the indiginous Taliban was almost a non entity. We found ourselves fighting Islamist mercenaries from all over the world, including Britain. But the main protagonists in our AO were Pakistanis. The action where this image was taken resulted in the destruction of a whole Taliban cell by C Company 3 Para and Apache AH. The young officer in the foreground received the MC for his part. All of the dead were from Pakistan. They ruled with brutality and the locals were terrified of them. Yes, we had ‘local’ allies in the Afghan Army but most of them were from surrounding states such as Turkmenistan, Kazakstan etc. The ANP were the most corrupt organisation in country. They fed info to the Taliban, extorted locals and raped and abused children on a daily basis. The people standing up for Islam In this country have no concept of the evil they are importing. I can’t express my biterness towards Labour and Tories alike that have facilitated this not so silent invasion. You ask any veteran who served in the middle east. We may not all agree on the rights and wrongs of being there but most will agree that Islam is not conducive with western values and morality. It is a religion of contradictions, firmly based in the middle ages. I won’t apologise for wanting none of it in our country. Thank you for all the follows, and to all those that disagree, fill your boots, because men and women like me fought for your right to do so, but don’t expect me to engage, I don’t do keyboard handbags. I never thought I’d live to see the day that the UK would be in this state, or despise our own leaders, but if we don’t move now I fear for our childrens and their childrens future. I’m nailing my Union Flag to @RestoreBritain_ mast. @RupertLowe10