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Peter Alliss, the Voice of Golf. Rest in Peace m'lad.

Take a day off Stephen, there’s a good chap.

You have a wonderful talent you’re a magnificent golfer. What else would you like to achieve? I want to grow my YouTube channel. Wonderful.

I’m looking forward to golf returning to the status quo. LIV will be no longer, and we get to see the best players compete against each other yet again. Maybe the returning players might recapture some of that spark prior to heading into the semi retirement in the Saudi circus.

I do think young Justin’s new clubsare a little unorthodox. Splendid.

If dear Jim Furyk gets his backside handed to him on a plate in Adare Manor, don’t expect him to do a Humphrey Bogart and state “We’ll always have Paris”. Splendid.

It's quite amazing that some people don't get the point. I'm not saying one player is better than the other, there are other tours outside of the USA, by Jove. They also award prize money after four rounds of tournament play. They also have caddies employed.

Let’s completely omit Rory’s DP wins and earnings. Splendid.

Breaking; 57 golfers on the verge of losing their livelihoods as LIV golf faces extinction. One of those poor unfortunate players interviewed while on his Gulfstream V said he’s not sure how he’ll manage to make ends meet and may have to off load his beach house in the Hamptons.

Breaking; far right golf cockheads actively seeking embargo on Rory McIlroy playing any golf prior to the 4 major tournaments. Remarkable.

Rory is now in the 30-6 club. Thirty PGA Tour wins and six majors. Jack Tiger Phil Rory Arnie Snead Watson Hogan Hagen Sarazen Insane company.

Five minutes of unsubstantiated and ill-informed drivel, by Jove.

@thomasbjorngolf Very apt!

London bus. Legend

A tradition like no other, Sergio still in there getting reprimanded. Remarkable.

@garrett_TFE Woman Walking in an Exotic Forest, by Henri Rousseau, 1905, @garrett_TFE

Another peerless performance by youn McIlroy, more impressive than last year, when the going got tough he just put his head down and battled. Quite splendid.

Rory should insist on past champion Pat Reed to present him with his 2nd green jacket. Wonderful.

The pace of play has been refreshing today, no faffing about just players getting up and hitting it. Lovely.

Past #Masters champions on their knees praying for a Rory victory, look at that wine selection. Surely he’ll rinse and repeat.

When I went back to back….

An up and down week for young Hatong Li, a dose of the two bob bits on Thursday, and a case of the Bo Dereks on 13 on Sunday. Remarkable.