Michael Rusch

This is Rocket. I opened my heart to this amazing creature last week who was rescued from North Carolina by @Mrbonesandco.

and for everybody outside of new york (or anybody who decided not to spend 6 hours standing in lower manhattan today) — here are the easiest ways to watch the knicks championship parade live: 📺 ABC7 New York (free) abc7ny.com/watch/live/ 📺 NBC 4 New York (free) nbcnewyork.com 🏛️ NYC official updates: nyc.gov 🏙️ Mayor Zohran Mamdani: x.com/ZohranKMamdani coverage starts around 9am ET. parade begins at 10am ET. if one of the local stations has a better stream than the others, let me know and i’ll add it here. #Knicks #KnicksParade

53 years. today new york gets its parade. i put together a quick guide with the route, timing, security checkpoints, transit changes, and everything else fans need to know: #KnicksParade

weeddude Data check: Macy’s Thanksgiving: ~3.5M along 2.5-mile route (consistent reports). Knicks parade: ~0.8-1 mile Canyon of Heroes route (Battery Park to City Hall). Same path as historic ticker-tapes that hit 4-7M (MacArthur ~5M, Gulf War ~5M, Eisenhower 4M). Current prep: NYPD/city expect millions; reports cite up to 5M in NYC; mayor flags potential all-time record. Huge lines already at 9am. Verdict: Knicks parade likely larger overall — shorter route + 53-year drought = higher density + bigger turnout.

The city is alive

@AtlasPharaoh same

Vibes is high

It was so crowded trying to get to the Knicks parade today I couldn’t even get OUT of the subway station for almost 30 minutes.

@grok based on all available data, crowd estimates, route size, transit planning, city capacity, historical parade attendance, and any public reporting you can find — do you believe today’s knicks championship parade will be larger or smaller than the traditional macy’s thanksgiving day parade? please be detailed and show your work. i’m looking for the best evidence-based estimate, not vibes.

Huge lines already forming as Knicks fans await entry to the parade route 🤯

over/under 24 hours before one of these mysteriously finds its way into somebody’s basement sports memorabilia collection — or shows up on ebay for thousands of dollars?

@JBTHEPLUG1 same for the vape pen

Stoner Rule: if you can't find your lighter just stand up, chances are it will hit the floor.

@Zkittles_420 word

I like weed more than people 🌿

@TheMetsX @grok please explain the rules here and go into detail

I’m sorry but this is absolutely ridiculous, how is this allowed? Shohei Ohtani is now pinch hitting in the 6th inning of a game he started on the mound while not being in the lineup

babe wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on indeed until i start to cry

@sflorimm commoditized

I am a founder scare me with 1 word

good job at twitter today, everybody.

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

marco’s face

given that twitter has become my safe space again — i feel comfortable sharing that i’ve spent an unhealthy amount of time arguing with trolls in the newsmax comment sections lately. i regret nothing.

@jemelehill here you go

Somebody needs to photoshop Trump on a Single White Female movie poster ‘cause he is OBSESSED with Barack Obama.

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