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Tales of a Chronic Gooner I used to be a chronic gooner, not just a causal “Scroll before bed” guy. I mean a strategic gooner. I would mark days on the calendar like I was training for olympics, going on 3 week celibacy streak just to build up the “material” and then setting aside an entire weekend just to shoot up my room with ropes. I’d have snacks, water, a dark room, and honestly I’d even burn incense or scented candles to make my degeneracy aromatherapeutic The intensity was something else, So naturally I wanted it take it to the next level and I introduced breath play. Right at the climax I’d hold my breath for at least 10 seconds. Let me tell you the orgasms were so insanely intense that I briefly saw my ancestors. One time I booked a suite at the Sarova Stanley alone just to goon in style. But there was a downside, I genuinely felt like I didn’t need a woman at all anymore, I had become this terrifying self-sufficient nuclear reactor running on its own waste. Thank God I eventually freed myself from those shackles. And now that I’m broke, I look back at that Sarova booking & feel very stupid. Anyone else who has been in such a dark place before?

"Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night. Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light. And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." First time i heard part of it was in the movie Interstellar, and it stuck out to me because of Michael Caine's way of saying it. I find it inspiring because it reminds me to keep fighting, fhat i need to be better and have no regrets, not to leave anything on the table so to speak.

@Evanso_Spyce 😂😂😂😂realty hits different brother

I finally gathered the courage to text my crush. Me: "I like you." Her: "Aww... you're such a good friend." I looked at my Wi-Fi router and whispered, "We carried this conversation together just to get friend-zoned?"

@TaahTana 😂😂😂😂usinikumbushe aki , relationship nilijenga since first year iliishia hapo

The D.O.S: "Ulisema unataka kuwa deputy principal after TP?" 😂😂

@Dr_AustinOmondi Perhaps rock bottom feels solid because it removes everything that wasn't essential. Pride, ego, comfort, and illusion fall away, leaving only truth. And truth, however painful, is a far stronger foundation than comfort ever was.

Marcus Aurelius opines that rock bottom is the best place for a man. In fact rock bottom is the best foundation to build upon.

@JonneMasila huwanga bad 😂😂😂si heri angequote

Ushai jipata in a situation jamaa anacopy post yako anapost exactly 💯 venye iko. Funny thing amenasa kuniliko😂😂😂. How do algo deal with that

@KlementGemini ndio wanatuhangaisha huku ghetto , fvcks sake man , these goons need to be dealt with

It's early hours of the saba saba protests but the Police are already doing a good job in managing this illegal and irrelevant protest. Demos planners cannot appear anywhere near CBD, ni wajanja sana hao. Blocking all roads leading to CBD is very important for the safety of people and businesses.

@DearS_o_n Most men's lives don't change because of one life-changing decision. They change because of ordinary disciplines repeated for years.

As a man, Eat protein. Lift weights. Focus on money. Go for long walks. Mind your own business. Believe in God. You'll solve 99% of problems in your life.

@Bookten8 😂😂😂😂

Weee mumama

@DearS_o_n Financial freedom isn't usually built by one brilliant decision. It's built by thousands of ordinary ones repeated long after the excitement disappears.

Unfortunately, financial freedom is built through boring consistency. For years.

@Officialmrmiles @Mirema_world fb miles

@Mirema_world Okay thanks for the update

Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing

@Mirema_world word

@PowerLitmus shukran

@zero_ssufuri Done

End of an era

@RichieHub_ this lipa mdogo mdogo option is just making people slaves to the system

M-KOPA shoud be banned completely in Kenya. Even High School kids nowadays own phones, doing things that isn't pleasing.

@Mikedeyforyou1 @tevvytev fb big mike

@tevvytev Notis!?

women are going through an intensed dry spell season out here,this one got wet and h0rny after i told her that the policemen have erected roadblocks to bar those who are planning to attend the saba saba day demonstratio!!

@tevvytev 😂😂😂😂

@__mtskid you dont have to look lie your problems

Just because you're broke doesn't mean you have to act depressed

@moneyacademyKE God when will Kenya get here , we have few people in mind to hang

China has sentenced former Nanjing official Yang Youlin to death for taking $325 million in bribes.

@Bookten8 design ingine noma

Ba vile tuliwapepeta😂

@mlachaks254 😂😂😂😂you should stand on business

Mimi naye nikiwa boss sitaki kusifiwa ,kunisifu wachia dem wangu 😂