A man walked into a Mumbai hospital with a machete lodged in his skull and spent several hours in the waiting room casually checking his phone. He was probably just Googling his symptoms. P.S. The surgery was a success.

@MarioNawfal Universal healthcare is slang for "You gotta sit in the waiting room for hours even if you have a machete lodged in your skull."

@Just_Terry17 @MarioNawfal If it’s in Canada it would be 8hrs