Y’all. My kids are in the bathroom plotting to stay up until midnight and have NO CLUE I can hear EVERY word of their plan to “sneak into the pantry and eat a ton of sugar”🙄 To be continued…

...They got paper and pen to "write out a plan" and when I asked them about it, they said they were "making mother's day cards." I told them it would be 𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖊 to lie to your mother on mother's day weekend...they lied and said they're not lying...

@LizerReal This is it. The moment you have trained yourself each day for. What's that on your sweater? Spaghetti? Lose yourself...

@LizerReal Next time tell them the fun fact that carrots have enough sugar in them that it can be used as candy for rabbits

@LizerReal I LOVE yr tweets so much!! Honestly so funny & entertaining they make me miss my kids being this age (my Twitter wld have been lit! 😂) In grade 6 my daughter & her bff decided to host a riding day camp (we had horses) & put flyers on all the cars in our small town. I got the…

@LizerReal I love that thier partnwts in crime. A team effort.🤗They won't win, but them working together, rather than fighting,is a win for you!

@LizerReal You have just received my vote for mother of the year. I remember how easy it was to lie to my boys before they hit double digits. Loved those years

@LizerReal At least they didn't drop a glass 5lb jar of peanut butter on the kitchen floor while trying to make Mother's Day breakfast.

@LizerReal IMHO you are the most entertaining parent on here! Thanks for sharing with us!

@LizerReal You have just made my day 🤣🤣 I hope you get the rest you so deserve today. You're a great mom💕

@LizerReal Thanks for confirming that my decision not to have kids was the right one.

@LizerReal This whole thread is the reason I've followed so long... 🤣🤣