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Keanan
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Public holidays, sorted 🚆
Train will operate on Friday, 3 April and Monday, 6 April 2026 to keep you moving.
Commuters can make use of the Saturday timetable, as public holiday services will operate on a Saturday schedule.
#PeoplesTrain #CapeTown
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They have arrived…
WATCH:
Yusuf Abramjee@Abramjee
Finally, soldiers are being deployed the Cape Flats…
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Fucking mint. Spent the weekend banging on about how nice the Bafana Bafana Word Cup shirt is.
My Mrs obviously got sick of listening to the racket, so she’s only gone and bought it me on the sly!
Women are class. Marriage is class. Bring on the summer… 🇿🇦
Tom@WiggumCharm
My God. I’ll be wearing one shirt and one shirt only for the entirety of the summer…
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🚨 Do you understand what just happened..
five minutes before Trump announced he's halting attacks on Iran.. someone bought $1.5 billion in S&P 500 futures and sold $192 million in oil..
five minutes.. not five days.. not five hours.. five minutes..
the trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else hitting the market at that time..
someone knew the exact words the President was going to say before he said them.. and turned that information into the biggest single trade of the day..
they tell you the stock market is a "free and fair market".. that "anyone can build wealth".. that "the system works for everyone"..
the system worked for someone today.. five minutes before you even knew what happened.. they already got paid..
this isn't insider trading anymore.. insider trading implies they're hiding it.. this is broad daylight.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.
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can't believe this is a real post.
Rieb van Janbeeck@RiebvJanbeeck
South Africa before vs after Europeans. Now blacks want to claim these farms as their own. Ridiculous.
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@CapeTown_Bru a conscious observer can never experience their own death. In this theory, because every quantum event causes the universe to branch, there will always be a timeline where the observer survives, ensuring continued, albeit potentially agonizing, existence.
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I actually think I died when I came off my superbike at 140km on the N2 back in 2009 but somehow didn't have a single scratch on me laying next to a written off carcass.
captain depression@cpt_depression_
I actually think I died in 2007 when my cousin’s boogie board hit me in the neck and I’ve just been dreaming the rest of my life. None of you are real.
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BREAKING: Qatar says the Iran war could “bring down the economies of the world” and warns oil prices may see $150 within days as Gulf countries prepare to shut down production, per FT.
Details include:
1. Qatar predicts that all Gulf energy exporters will shut down production "within days"
2. Even if the war ended immediately it would take Qatar “weeks to months” to return to normal
3. Qatar predicts that natural gas prices will rise +400%
4. Qatar says global GDP will be hit if the war continues for "a few weeks"
5. Qatar says the war "will delay all expansion plans" for the country's energy industry
US oil prices are now at their highest since April 2024.
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✨make your kid a millionaire by 18 ✨
trust funds & vast inheritances are common for ultra-wealthy folks
you can open a Tax Free Savings Account (TFSA) for your children, spouse or family members at ANY age
racking up wealth in a single generation is very achievable ✅✅
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Is it bad to keep driving once your gas light turns on?
You need to see this
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@Christo64486953 @Azanamania Nobody said anything about it being illegal. You're being disingenuous, and your initial tweet also conveniently ignored the impact of foreign buyers on the housing market in CPT. But at least this approach from you is expected so you are consistent there at least 👍
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The people complaining about Cape Town’s housing situation need to understand that it’s mainly as a result of the extreme demand the city faces from families semigrating from Gauteng and KZN. Durban and Johannesburg need to work just as well as Cape Town does. It’s the only way.
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No, this is not a meme coin. It's Japan's 10-year bond yield and it's gone parabolic. Unprecedented times ahead.
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@CapeTown_Bru somewhat accurate. point remains, it's too expensive to live in most parts of cpt
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Average Rent in Cape Town.
Agree / Disagree?
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Had it been the ANC ruining Cape Town with so many foreigners buying up property and pricing out the locals, the DA would be yapping & complaining every chance they get
But since this atrocity is all happening under the DA, they are dead quiet coz they have no one else to blame.
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