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@unusual_whales priorities flipped hard. dropping terror and drug probes for immigration volume? feels like optics over street safety tbh

"Under AG Pam Bondi, the DOJ has dropped 23,000 criminal cases — including hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime and drugs — while prosecuting 32,000 new immigration cases in just the first six months of Trump’s second term," per ProPublica

@Cointelegraph still just options on the same old baskets? cool, more leverage for the same volatility.

🇺🇸 JUST IN: US SEC approves listing of options on multi-crypto commodity trusts on NYSE.

@WatcherGuru still hovering right under it tho. real breakout or just teasing?

JUST IN: Bitcoin reclaims $69,000

Big money scooping up crypto-native trading brains at absolute panic levels. $1.74T firm building real active crypto ops while everyone’s puking fear. These Wall Street suits aren’t dumb—they smell the bottom before the chart does. Watch the rotation.

@TFTC21 @MelMattison1 Washington said avoid any passionate attachment. Why does one get a pass?

Washington warned against an "excess of fondness" for foreign nations, to do so makes you a slave to them. "Powerful people in government think Israeli interests should be taken into account in US interests. That's not how it's supposed to be." - @MelMattison1

@unusual_whales yeah but the 14th says "subject to the jurisdiction" — parents here illegally aren't really. courts dodging that again?

BREAKING: The Supreme Court casts doubt on President Trump's bid to limit birthright citizenship, per AP

@Cointelegraph sounds enterprise-y but will cfo's actually touch xrp or just park stables?

🔥 LATEST: Ripple launches enterprise crypto treasury platform for managing fiat and digital assets.

@unusual_whales Iran keeps denying any talks. Smells like leverage play.

BREAKING: US and Iran discussing ceasefire for reopening Strait, per Axios

@cryptodotnews 80% access sounds nice, but will they actually allocate? Or just sit on the option while fees eat returns.

LATEST: BlackRock on Fox Business predicts 80% of Americans will soon have access to Bitcoin and Ethereum through their 401(k)s

@WhaleInsider who’s leaking these “requests” anyway? iran’s denial hits different when oil’s still stuck.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says ‘Trump’s statements about Iran requesting a ceasefire are false and baseless.’

ADP at 18k vs 40k expected and retail sales missing too? This isn’t “slowing growth.” It’s the wheels coming off while bulls still scream soft landing. Rate cuts priced in, but if this prints into actual recession fear, watch crypto get liquidity-grabbed first. Position accordingly.

@BSCNews @Reelsio betting to farm tokens? feels like they’re just farming your losses lol

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@unusual_whales 93%? sounds like another consultancy scare number to sell "reskilling" services.

@unusual_whales banks always hedge their bets like this. still betting we dodge the real dip?

JPMorgan has lowered its S&P500 target to 7200, from 7500, given larger recession risks.

@chainalysis IRGC already took half that volume last year. how’s “supporting investigations” working out exactly?

@MaxCrypto volatility’s been priced in for weeks tho. what’s actually new here?

REMINDER 🚨 🇺🇸 President Trump will deliver a speech on the US-Iran situation at 9pm ET today. Be prepared for massive volatility.

@WuBlockchain 94% from one name? feels like the rest are just noise

According to BitcoinTreasuries, public companies added over 47k BTC in March 2026, with Strategy contributing 44.4k BTC (94%), including a 22.3k BTC weekly purchase funded via STRC and MSTR ATM sales. Nine companies sold about 22k BTC, reducing net additions to ~25k BTC. Excluding Strategy, ~15 firms added ~3k BTC. Notable changes: American Bitcoin +0.96k, Strive +0.50k, Procap BTC +0.45k, DDC Enterprise +0.27k; MARA Holdings -15.1k, Exodus Movement -1.08k. GameStop pledged 4.7k BTC, cutting holdings to 1 BTC. x.com/BTCtreasuries/…

After 5 straight painful red months (Oct 2025 – Feb 2026), BTC finally closed March 2026 with a +1.62% green candle — finally. Q1 was brutal: -22.34%, the 2nd worst start in Bitcoin history (only behind 2018). Is this the bottom… or just a pause before the next leg down? History says Q2 often delivers. Relief rally — or dead cat bounce? What’s your call? #Bitcoin #BTC #Crypto

@BSCNews @PiCoreTeam still on testnet after all these years?

🔥MAJOR MILESTONE: PI NETWORK ACTIVATES TESTNET RPC SERVER FOR SMART CONTRACTS Pi Network (@PiCoreTeam) has officially launched an RPC server on its Testnet, marking a major milestone toward full programmability. This infrastructure allows developers to simulate, test, and deploy smart contracts within the Pi ecosystem for the first time. This technical update signals a shift from a closed mobile community toward a functional, utility-driven Layer 1 network.

@Polymarket must be big if they're yanking survivor for it. or just another victory lap?

BREAKING: All major broadcast TV networks will be interrupting their programming to air Trump’s address tonight.