Robert Bird

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Robert Bird

Robert Bird

@1RBird

kind of hopeful panthers fan who loves triggering boomers and trolling Atlanta Falcon fans. Canada Sucks.

Beigetreten Şubat 2017
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ClanLibertas
ClanLibertas@Clan_Libertas·
@SDSLLC_USA Should felons that have finished their sentences also be free of unjust restrictions?
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SheepDog Society LLC
SheepDog Society LLC@SDSLLC_USA·
All gun laws are unconstitutional and should not be obeyed. You don't need a permit or a concealed carry license, you have the 2nd Amendment. You shouldn't have to ask permission from the government to own or carry a gun. So why do we obey gun laws?
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@SDSLLC_USA Some dude at ruby ridge didn't like how long his shotgun was. The FBI shot his wife in the face while holding their daughter, shot his dog and then shot his son. They will kill you if you do try any of that. You are not free and 2nd is not real. That country died with JFK.
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middleclassparty
middleclassparty@middle_class_us·
The average new car is $50,000. The average car payment is over $750 a month. People are taking 7 year loans just to get to work. Auto loan delinquencies are at record highs. Underwater trade ins are at record highs. They sold Americans a car they could never afford and called it the economy doing well.
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Chuck Hollis
Chuck Hollis@KeyboardChuck·
Here's how you generate cash: *Spend Less Than You Make* On the income side, that could mean finding better employment, creating a side hustle or similar. On the expense side, that means zero subscriptions to anything: cable, streaming, etc. Zero installment debt. Cook at home. Get a roommate. Give up booze and bars. If you do both for a few years, you'd be amazed at how much you can save up. This is why boomers have cash, we know how to sacrifice the now to get ahead later.
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@carrielynnxox @henrycmckenna @NFLonFOX Happy Atlanta day 3-28 to your wonderful prediction that we would not win the division. Also thank you for beating the saints and ensuring we did in fact win the division.
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Henry McKenna
Henry McKenna@henrycmckenna·
The regular season schedule is set, so let's take a look at ... the postseason? In my way-too-early playoff predictions, I projected the postseason, from the wild-card round to the Super Bowl. ⤵️🔗 For @NFLonFOX 🔗⤵️ foxsports.com/stories/nfl/20…
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@PanthersCi Well, there is drinking beer at the many pubs. There is also drinking beer around the different breweries. You could try drinking beer in the parks down town. There is a great Imax where you can drink beers at.
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Ci🌞
Ci🌞@PanthersCi·
Friends and family..what are some fun activities to do in Raleigh??
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@ReaperKilo You might have seen a different flash from the other car.
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Reaper@ReaperKilo·
The LED headlights just paid for themselves in my own enjoyment. Cruisin' back to the house, got the new headlights on. Life is good. Approach an intersection, 'bout 60 yards. Someone is at the four way, they see me, they flash their high beams. I Smile. I ponder, aloud, in my car: "Oh? You think *THOSE* are my high beams. Behold, for I obtained **the sun**. *click* They panic, flash their lights a bit and swerve a touch (like, 5 mph). I click my highs off. Today they learned an important lesson. I am indeed, the bigger asshole.
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Jenny
Jenny@ncsujen·
I saw a bird
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@ncsujen Fireworks expire on Tuesday mornings. Everyone knows this.
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Jenny
Jenny@ncsujen·
Some idiot is setting off firecrackers by my house. In a town where we already have constant sirens (fire, cops, hospital, urgent care all nearby) and helicopters overhead (military training night flights). Firecrackers on a Monday night. I was already up but still A POX ON YOU
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@oldhouseunder50 You might as well stop posting in VA at this point. It's about to look like Detroit.
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MoundLore
MoundLore@MoundLore·
A camel named Douglas served with the Confederacy during the Civil War. This is his grave.
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Amy Turner
Amy Turner@AmyTurn88265736·
@1RBird Why are you warning Texans? They get the yellow death too.
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
Dear Yankees, Texans and ppl from Cali. What you are currently going thru in the Carolinas is called "The Pollening". You will not be able to escape the green-yellow clouds, you will cough, sneeze and breathe this in. It happens every year about 3 times Welcome to the south
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@FlakeSamael @Romy_Holland We took out loans like that because that is what you dumb fucks told us we had to do to make a living! Can't wait till your worthless generation is off my paycheck.
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Samael Flake
Samael Flake@FlakeSamael·
@Romy_Holland The same generation that took out 6 figure student loans also dont understand that mortgages. Makes sense. Enjoy the rental treadmill of 10% increases for life.
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Romy
Romy@Romy_Holland·
my mom once showed me the house my parents bought for 70k fresh out of school. she was like “okay but you have to understand we were only making 70k per year combined!” i was like “you’re telling me you bought a house for the same amount as your joint annual income at age 25?”
haley???@midwest_it_girl

pov: your boomer parents bought their house in 1980

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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@SumitM_X Since you are not the Jr on the team, did you as the more experienced programmer not explain this to him?
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SumitM
SumitM@SumitM_X·
I saw a junior developer create a microservice using ChatGPT in 30 seconds. I asked one question: What happens to the data if the other service is down for 10 minutes? He didnt know. The AI didnt explain backpressure. It didnt explain idempotency. It didnt explain dead letter queues. Writing code is easy now. But Engineering is still hard.
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Robert Bird
Robert Bird@1RBird·
@ncsujen And if you kill a black snake then you deserve to get bit by this one.... Ask @ncsujen about the spider in the toilet.
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