Robert Bird
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Robert Bird
@1RBird
kind of hopeful panthers fan who loves triggering boomers and trolling Atlanta Falcon fans. Canada Sucks.
Beigetreten Şubat 2017
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Group 4 and 6 would sign a non-aggression pack over BBQ and then proceed to wipe the floor with the rest of them.
Nick@Tenn_MAGA2
If a civil war broke out today what region would win?
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@SDSLLC_USA Should felons that have finished their sentences also be free of unjust restrictions?
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@SDSLLC_USA Some dude at ruby ridge didn't like how long his shotgun was.
The FBI shot his wife in the face while holding their daughter, shot his dog and then shot his son.
They will kill you if you do try any of that.
You are not free and 2nd is not real.
That country died with JFK.
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@EmpireFaIls @middle_class_us That's "wealthy, retired boomer" to you.
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The average new car is $50,000.
The average car payment is over $750 a month.
People are taking 7 year loans just to get to work.
Auto loan delinquencies are at record highs.
Underwater trade ins are at record highs.
They sold Americans a car they could never afford and called it the economy doing well.
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@KeyboardChuck @Soul_Leech1 @middle_class_us Oh, great advice from a boomer...
Get a better job!!!!
What a fucking joke...
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Here's how you generate cash:
*Spend Less Than You Make*
On the income side, that could mean finding better employment, creating a side hustle or similar.
On the expense side, that means zero subscriptions to anything: cable, streaming, etc. Zero installment debt. Cook at home. Get a roommate. Give up booze and bars.
If you do both for a few years, you'd be amazed at how much you can save up.
This is why boomers have cash, we know how to sacrifice the now to get ahead later.
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@carrielynnxox @henrycmckenna @NFLonFOX Happy Atlanta day 3-28 to your wonderful prediction that we would not win the division. Also thank you for beating the saints and ensuring we did in fact win the division.
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@henrycmckenna @NFLonFOX Panthers are not winning the division 😂
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The regular season schedule is set, so let's take a look at ... the postseason?
In my way-too-early playoff predictions, I projected the postseason, from the wild-card round to the Super Bowl.
⤵️🔗 For @NFLonFOX 🔗⤵️
foxsports.com/stories/nfl/20…

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@PanthersCi Well, there is drinking beer at the many pubs. There is also drinking beer around the different breweries. You could try drinking beer in the parks down town. There is a great Imax where you can drink beers at.
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@ReaperKilo You might have seen a different flash from the other car.
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The LED headlights just paid for themselves in my own enjoyment.
Cruisin' back to the house, got the new headlights on. Life is good.
Approach an intersection, 'bout 60 yards.
Someone is at the four way, they see me, they flash their high beams.
I Smile.
I ponder, aloud, in my car: "Oh? You think *THOSE* are my high beams. Behold, for I obtained **the sun**. *click*
They panic, flash their lights a bit and swerve a touch (like, 5 mph).
I click my highs off.
Today they learned an important lesson. I am indeed, the bigger asshole.
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@Another_FL_Man @Alpaca_Capital @upstatefederlst $18 for an entry level Mfg job is amazing. Once you learn your skills you will be $30 - $40 an hour.
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@Alpaca_Capital @upstatefederlst $18/hour for a steel welder at a shipyard.
Might as well work at Starbucks.

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How much does it pay? Genuinely asking.
My experience from the US (where I grew up) is people pound the table about skills shortages and when you ask what they’re paying, it’s equivalent to working at Walmart in a no-skill job.
60 Minutes@60Minutes
Shipyards desperately need welders, pipefitters, and other skilled workers. But this work is grueling and dangerous. cbsn.ws/4bIyP6O
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@oldhouseunder50 You might as well stop posting in VA at this point. It's about to look like Detroit.
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$150K. c.1935 #Virginia #Bungalow in a great town in Blue Grass Country. This home is so airy and bright. Enjoy the creek that runs through the backyard. oldhousesunder50k.com/c-1935-virgini…




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@1RBird Why are you warning Texans? They get the yellow death too.
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@FlakeSamael @Romy_Holland We took out loans like that because that is what you dumb fucks told us we had to do to make a living! Can't wait till your worthless generation is off my paycheck.
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@Romy_Holland The same generation that took out 6 figure student loans also dont understand that mortgages. Makes sense. Enjoy the rental treadmill of 10% increases for life.
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my mom once showed me the house my parents bought for 70k fresh out of school. she was like “okay but you have to understand we were only making 70k per year combined!”
i was like “you’re telling me you bought a house for the same amount as your joint annual income at age 25?”
haley???@midwest_it_girl
pov: your boomer parents bought their house in 1980
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@SumitM_X Since you are not the Jr on the team, did you as the more experienced programmer not explain this to him?
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I saw a junior developer create a microservice using ChatGPT in 30 seconds.
I asked one question:
What happens to the data if the other service is down for 10 minutes?
He didnt know.
The AI didnt explain backpressure.
It didnt explain idempotency.
It didnt explain dead letter queues.
Writing code is easy now.
But
Engineering is still hard.
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Just had this convo in my house. If you live in NC this is the ONLY snake you need to ID/look for, statistically. There's others out but this is your 98%
Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻@CrocodileCam
There is a venomous snake in this image. You have 5 seconds to find him. Did you succeed?
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