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@HonitelHQ @MarioJohnmark Number 4 no apply in today's dating field o He say non transactional😂

1. Do not date your coursemate. This is a warning, not a piece of advice. 2. Learn a skill or start a small business while you are still in school. Life is not about “done and dusted.” It is ridiculously hard after university. 3. Do everything within your control to graduate with at least a second class, upper division. What is worth doing is worth doing well. It is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. 4. Make sure you date while in school. University is your easiest, and perhaps only, chance to experience what genuine, non-transactional love feels like. Date your fellow students. 5. As a guy in school, you will understand hypergamy better in university. The guys who drive onto campus to pick up your coursemates are mostly not students. It is simply their time or prime. The game is the game. 6. If you are not a serious student, make friends with very serious ones. Show them appreciation occasionally. They have something you don’t have. Lock in with them. 7. A week before exams, pay for and attend the popular night tutorials organized by the top students in your department. A large portion of your exam questions will be covered in those tutorials. 8. Prepare for your exams very well. However, do not let shame cause you to fail or carry over a course in the exam hall. What your mates are doing, follow them do. 9. Attend parties, FYB week, and other social events while in school. You will most likely regret not participating after graduation. Just find a balance. 10. You will meet some of the most intentional friends in university who will change the trajectory of your life after school. Be very intentional about your friendships.

@agbnufc_ Absolutely should go in for him Swap deal with tino and get some ms

We really should go back for Trafford, don't overthink it - he's a top young GK and he was set on coming here. There is surely some intelligent deal we could do involving Tino (or Tonali sadly) to make it work quickly.

I put together 1000 Reasons Why You should not Vote for Tinubu in the next election. 1000-reasons.vercel.app Good morning Nigerians.

@TheVsk_ Swindle and best player are my favourites ❤️

it's holiday, there's no school so Nickelodeon decided to bless us with 2hrs movies

Tinubu in Jos Confirms ‘Don't Vote for Me’ Prediction on Power Supply During the 2023 campaign, President Tinubu made a clear electoral promise: “If I don’t give you constant electricity in four years, don’t vote for me for a second term.” When he took office in 2023, Nigeria had a power supply of over 4,000 megawatts and lower tariffs. Today, the electricity power supply is less than 4,000 megawatts on the average, and Nigerians are paying higher tariffs. Nigeria currently has the lowest per capita electricity consumption in the world, with a rate below 30% of the African average. Africa’s average is 617kwh, Nigeria’s is 144 kWh. This means that Nigerians consume least electricity than other Africans. In a glaring display of disregard for promises and a lack of trust, President Tinubu, during a brief airport stopover to visit grieving families of the Jos attack on Thursday, April 2, 2026, stated that one of the reasons for his 10-minute stay was that the airport had no electricity. “You have no light here I fly out in ten minutes” At a time when Nigerians are enduring days without power, our leaders cannot even stay a few minutes without it. Now is the time to stop incompetent leaders—those lacking the capacity and compassion—who prioritise their own comfort over the well-being of the people and make empty promises. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

@Magpie24_7 Victor Osimhen has to be up for consideration right? Denis undav?

The No. 9 Dilemma: It’s no secret that since Alexander Isak’s record-breaking £125m move to Liverpool last summer, Newcastle United have been toothless up top. We’ve missed that clinical edge, that X-factor. While Anthony Gordon has worked hard leading the line, we’re essentially robbing Peter to pay Paul—losing his creative spark on the wing just to have a body in the box. The experiments with Nick Woltemade and Yoane Wissa haven't caught fire yet, and with a massive summer window looming, Sporting Director Ross Wilson knows we can’t afford another expensive gamble. If United want a proven commodity who won't need a map to find the back of the net in the Prem, here are five names currently on the radar. 🇧🇷 1. Igor Thiago (Brentford) 🐝 The Brazilian has been a revelation in London. At 24, he’s hitting his absolute prime and is a shoo-in for the Brazil World Cup squad this summer. With 19 goals already this term, he’s proven the "Brentford model" works. 🆙 The Upside: He’s a physical powerhouse who knows exactly where the goal is. 🤬 The Catch: Brentford are notoriously tough negotiators. After the Wissa deal, they won’t let their star man go for anything less than a king’s ransom. 🤔 Verdict: He’s the "dream" signing. If the budget allows, he's the one. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Liam Delap (Chelsea) 🔵 A year ago, we were desperate for Delap, only for Chelsea to swoop in. Since then, it’s been a nightmare for the 23-year-old at Stamford Bridge. Limited starts and a disappointing goal return have left him on the fringes of Liam Rosenior’s plans. 🆙 The Upside: The talent is clearly there, and a fresh start under Eddie Howe could be the reboot his career needs. 🤬 The Catch: Injuries have plagued him. Can Newcastle rely on a striker who’s struggled to stay on the pitch? 🤔 Verdict: A gamble, but likely the most affordable option on this list. 🇺🇾 3. Darwin Núñez (Al-Hilal) 🇸🇦 The wildcard. Currently frozen out in the Saudi Pro League, Darwin is desperate for a return to Europe. We all remember his clinical double against us at SJP in 2023—when he’s on it, he’s unplayable. 🆙 The Upside: Versatility. He can lead the line or drift out left, potentially alternating with Gordon. 🤬 The Catch: His wages in Saudi are astronomical. He’d need to take a massive pay cut to fit into United’s wage structure. 🤔 Verdict: High risk, high reward? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 4. Dominic Solanke (Tottenham) ⚪ With Spurs flirting with the drop and Roberto De Zerbi facing a potential firesale,.Solanke’s name is back in the mix. Howe knows him intimately from their Bournemouth days, and that trust goes a long way. 🆙 The Upside: A reliable workhorse who fits the high-press system perfectly. 🤬 The Catch: He turns 29 in September and hasn't set the world on fire at Spurs (only 3 goals this season). 🤔 Verdict: A safe stop-gap option, but maybe not the statement signing the fans are craving. 🇸🇳 5. Nicolas Jackson (Chelsea/Bayern Munich) 🔵 Jackson is currently on loan at Bayern, and while his goal tally is decent (7 goals in 26 games), he’s playing second fiddle to Harry Kane. Bayern have a £70m obligation to buy, but there are whispers they might look to flip him immediately. 🆙 The Upside: He’s young (24) and has a high ceiling. 30 goals in his Chelsea career proves he can score in England. 🤬 The Catch: Discipline. Five red cards in his career is a massive red flag for a team that needs stability. 🤔 Verdict: Expensive and temperamental. Probably the least likely, but one to watch if the price drops. What do you think? Who should be our priority to lead the line next season? Let us know in the comments! 👇 #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

@OnuArizona @FabrizioRomano *Reece James was compared to him

@FabrizioRomano He was compared to Reece James at some point

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kieran Trippier will leave Newcastle as free agent at the end of the season. Decision made. The right back is ready for a new chapter.

@nufcpb He's my pick if we change managers Give him the summer to sign players that suit his style

Fabregas coming here would be a great next step for him and I’m more than willing to gamble on him

Men need to start mirroring women. If you’re going to be my girlfriend, you should buy me a nice T-shirt, a nice wristwatch, fuel my car, and even get me new tires. Because I’m fully aware that if I wasn’t driving a nice car, you probably wouldn’t even agree to be my girlfriend.

Hot Take 🔥 Daredevil should be called Batman because he's blind and got a sonar ability, like a bat. Ghost Rider should be called Daredevil, because he's a former daredevil who made a deal with the devil. Batman should be called Ghost Rider, because he is ridin' on his dead parents' fortune.

@NUFCMurph @davidornstein April fools 😂😂

🚨 BREAKING: Eddie Howe has been sacked by Newcastle United. @davidornstein

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!! How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence? Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other. Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!

Zero Accountability, Zero Responsibility!!! I cannot for the life of me understand how 40 Nigerians have been confirmed dead in Jos and the President of the Country does not deem it necessary to address the people!! We are talking about 40 Human beings!!! Hello???

Never thought I'd see the day #NUFC

Happy birthday Tinubu You will run, it will run. You will walk, it will walk. You will go left and right, it will follow. You will fly, it will fly. No matter where you go, you will never escape everything you deserve. There will be days you'll wake up and ask yourself, all of these for me? Fear not, it's just the beginning. You've done a lot and God has seen everything, what's coming for you will not escape you. Your life will be a testament that God rewards people for their actions. 🙏🏽

I pray me and all my brothers find our Napoli.

@_xaibii No Carmelo Hayes mention is criminal

WWE hasn’t made a new WrestleMania main event star in its men’s division for a long time, but it isn’t far away. Roman Reigns. CM Punk. Brock Lesnar. Cody Rhodes. Randy Orton. Seth Rollins. These are the names we think of when we look at the very top. It has been this way for too long. There was some disappointment when Drew McIntyre recently lost the title to Cody Rhodes, as it felt like he was about to join that group. Instead, it seems WWE didn’t quite see him there yet. Meanwhile, Oba Femi is rising extremely fast, with the machine fully behind him. The reality is that those elite names are in their forties (Seth turns 40 in May). They won’t be around forever. John Cena said on his way to retirement that he wanted to see the next generation break through, and it is slowly happening. Bron Breakker looked like he was getting there before his injury. LA Knight is an interesting one. He clearly has the tools, but his age has held him back. Sami Zayn could fall into that same category of running out of time. Gunther had an exceptional 2025 and start to 2026, but where is he now? He should be part of the WrestleMania build. WWE had real momentum with him after retiring Goldberg, John Cena and AJ Styles, and it feels like that has stalled. So who actually leads WWE into the future? It’s tricky. Some names are not fully ready yet, but they need to be sooner rather than later. Looking at the roster, these are the names that stand out based on age and potential alone. Jacob Fatu. Logan Paul. Trick Williams. Dominik Mysterio. Je’Von Evans. Ilja Dragunov. And yes, even Solo Sikoa. At some point in the next 5 to 10 years, WWE will have no choice but to push several of them to the very top, alongside Oba Femi, Bron Breakker and possibly Gunther if he is still going. That is what the 2030s will look like without the original elite 6 As for NXT, you would expect Ethan Page and Joe Hendry to be on the main roster by then. Keanu Carver looks dangerous. Shiloh Hill is entertaining. Elio LeFleur could surprise people. Beyond that, it is hard to see who else will be leading the main roster in the years to come. Of course, that can change quickly. WWE could sign a major name, or a new star could emerge out of nowhere. For anyone tired of seeing the same names in WrestleMania main events, don’t worry. It won’t last forever. ( Kyle from EWwrestlingnews on Facebook)

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Timeline is filled with guys tweeting like women to let women understand the gravity of the stupidity in many of their tweets. This is because you won't understand how stupid you sound until a guy says the same thing.

i just got a random message from this lady , no intro, nothing we talked for a bit, nothing serious. next thing she said was, “You’re actually too handsome, it’s not fair" i just laughed it off. Few minutes later, I got a credit alert of ₦3.5M. I thought maybe it was a mistake, so I asked her. she said, “no, it’s intentional. fine boys deserve soft life too.” I just sat there like, so this is how it feels 😭 intentional ladies>>>>>>>😭 I swear Nonchalant Ladies can NEVER have me😭