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Nimeshindwa kuelewa hii weather kabisa.

KEVIN DE BRUYNE ARE YOU MAD?!?!

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

barber done fucked my shit up

The moment Walter White died and Heisenberg took over permanently

Upamecano and Olise realizing that if they knock out Real Madrid they won’t go to the World Cup

David maraga is improving in his campaign style, doing campaign solo without any escort of a single politicians including mps, and senators is totally incredible

Politicians are liars and pretentious. ~ Bwifoli Wakoli, 2006.

Vijana ata mkinitusi ati nakuanga handsam sana ndio warembo wananiogopa,mimi bado nawaombea mpate hii pesa. Tupate ata hii pesa tukiwa wote yani. There are alot of things we are missing out on simply because we are limited by poverty. Pesa inaleta exposure nakwambia. Kuna mahali nilikua nikaskia jamaa zilikua nyuma yangu zinaongea zinataka kufungua petrol station bwana,the other mjamaa then mentioned they needed about 180 million. Chai yangu hapo ndio ilianza kuonja dufia Because I realized how far behind I was. Yani imagination ya mlalahoi iko tethered around his environment.Mimi unajua ukinipatia 100Mirrions sahii siwezi firikia petrol station,ningeanza na kuwekea bibi boutique na cosmetics,nifungue wines and spirits,alafu sacco nikulange dividents. Hapo ndio ushamba yangu imenifikisha. Alafu hao jamaa vile walimaliza,nikaskia wanaArgue nani atalipa bill. Mmoja akasema “You paid the other day i’ll take this one,its on me” Waiter ako hapo anangoja wamalizane. Woi! Woi! Nikikumbuka mimi ni mara ngapi beste yangu stano amejifanya amelemewa na pombe akazima ndio asilipe bill ya 950 naishiwa na nguvu. Mungu tuskilie huruma sisi vijana wako,na ukumbuke shetani hayuko mbali pia my dear father. Khabusie!

Uzuri I'm a very patient man 😂

@PoliceKE Alafu tukikosa ku cheer and applaud their performance mpige wageni marisasi?

House parties are better than the club

Stoners make the best athletes.

quickies before going out >>>

Binadamu ni watu wa kusahau sana.

You just had to be there

I’ll just leave this here mtafakari

Hey @NASA, fixed it for you 🩵

Nairobi hua tunalia ni chafu kila siku ndo Nigerians wanasema ni Safi. Kwani how bad are things in that country ?

need a yacht named after me

This is such a huge flex