keen
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@4xt0nn @ElderScrolls They won’t, because Todd Howard said Morrowind age is part of the experience.
It means “We don’t have the balls to do it, because we know we’re going to fuck it up”
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Happy 24th Anniversary to The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.📜
Whether by foot or by Silt Strider, where did your journey take you first?
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anime should have never entered the west, the average american "fan" does nothing but complain about a show not fitting his cultural standards
🔪@blockedbychyon
SON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I think lesbians should keep commenting on it because it’s funny
ultimisprimiscuckporn@noirdruggie
can lesbians quit putting in their opinions about stuff that aren't meant for them
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@Vlados_101 @transcalamitas I mean I don’t play on a hard difficulty or anything just expert for vanilla and revengeance for calamity
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@4xt0nn @transcalamitas i ain't gonna start nothin but bro. you's a different breed if you can fight ALL the bosses with no arena comfortably. just sayin. i could NEVER. empress, wall o flesh, duke fishron (just to name a few) would be HELL without an arena for me. unless ofc, you cheese. (i don't)
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real terraria players beat enraged master death queen bee post eye with the worst ranger gun by accident
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When yo 6'4 320 pound homeboys slim thick 49 yo mamma talkin bout some "gimmie some sugar" Like you wouldn't french kiss her asshole but you know if u tried anything he would Highkirkuinely snap yo neck like a glowstick and feed your bones to his 3 bad ass lil siblings.
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We are going to put these on beautiful foids so they can have the pretty tails they’ve always deserved.
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
Innovative Japanese engineers created a wearable robotic tail designed to provide perfect balance for the elderly population.
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@hiimvantage @transcalamitas What if I grab you by the neck and force my putrid breath down your throat am I being genuine then
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"GAHHH I'M DATING WINONA RYDER AND ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS RIDE ME WITH HER MASSIVE MILK WAGONS BUT I'M GAY AND ONLY HAD ONE HIT SONG SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!"
ивус@ogivus
Сегодня я узнал, что… Солист группы Jamiroquai Джей Кей в своё время расстался с Вайноной Райдер, потому что у актрисы была слишком большая грудь и она очень часто хотела заниматься сексом. Вот цитата из интервью 20-летней давности: «У неё просто огромная грудь — больше, чем кажется на экране. У неё была привычка вечно затаскивать меня в постель. Это выматывало». В комментариях под постом, откуда я взял фотки, шутят, что это буквально похоже на подобную фразу: «Официант, мой стейк слишком сочный и вкусный, сделайте с этим что-нибудь!»
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@DeMickyD a little unrelated but oblivion is in such an awkward position between Morrowind and Skyrim that I never really liked it or found it interesting enough to finish, it’s horribly ugly and uninteresting compared to Morrowind and skyrm, I’ve played Daggerfall more than oblivion lol
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regular twitter today: did u guys pick the blue or red button lmao
trans twitter:
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@Vlados_101 @transcalamitas none of the calamity bosses even need an arena lowk
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@transcalamitas bro why is your arena so small? dont tell me your fighting D.o.g on that lil'o thang 😭
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