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LaLa
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Amazon Diva: Pan-sexual, educated, smart, independent, hard worker and plays harder. Kik:Queen_amazon_diva
Bronx, NY Beigetreten Mart 2012
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@highbrow_nobrow He should lose his medical license for statements like that alone. He is doing far more harm and the first thing we pledge is to do no harm.
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@end3of6days9 As high as our taxes are MTA should be free. The get the most money from everything, but stay in the red, never on time, always “repairing tracks”.
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The MTA just rolled out fancy new high-security subway gates in New York City to stop fare evasion… but this determined New Yorker had other plans.
She waves a stuffed animal on a stick in front of the sensors over and over, trying to trick the gates into opening. When that doesn’t work, she drops right to the floor and crawls straight underneath like it’s no big deal.
Sometimes the simplest (and cleanest) choice is just to pay the $3 fare instead of crawling around on a subway floor. Not every battle is worth fighting.
What’s the craziest public transit moment you’ve witnessed?
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Manager: Starting next month, the new policy is five days a week in the office. No exceptions.
Employee: I manage the New Zealand accounts. Most of my calls happen between 12 a.m. and 2 a.m. Working remotely helps me manage that schedule.
Manager: We need you at your desk from 8 to 5. The whole team needs to be together to improve our culture.
Employee: If I’m at my desk from 8 to 5, I won’t be available for those midnight calls.
Manager: Figure it out. We’re not bending the rules for one person.
Employee: Understood. Here is my resignation.
Manager: Great. Rules are rules!
One month later…
Manager: Why are sales in the New Zealand region down 50%?
HR: Because nobody is answering their calls.
Manager: Why not?
HR: Because it’s midnight here, and everyone is asleep.
Manager: We need someone to answer those calls.
Team Lead: We had someone. You made them sit in traffic for two hours a day just to sit in office with noise cancellation headphones.
Manager texts Employee…
Manager: The New Zealand region is a mess. We can offer you a hybrid schedule if you come back.
Employee: Sorry, it’s too late. My new company trusts me to manage my time, not my location.
You can mandate a desk. You can’t mandate engagement.
When you value policies over people, you lose your best people.
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@IR_Media24 But they thought they could rename the Gulf of Mexico which is part of Mexico not America
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Feel like the Bible is quite explicit on this one
Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale
NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.
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GOOD NEWS:
Two viruses. Two very different situations.
COVID: spreads human to human. Became a global pandemic.
Hantavirus: does not spread human to human. 5 confirmed cases.
Mortality rate of Hantavirus is 40%.
But you can only get it from infected rodents.
The WHO confirmed: this is not the next coronavirus.
The science confirms: the transmission is completely different.
5 cases. High mortality. Limited spread.
Monitor but don't panic.

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@luvblessingz @JAPANESEBLACK Exactly every single penny. They don’t want people to retire and enjoy life that’s all this boils down to they want modern day slaves. Make everything unaffordable for the average man so they have to work til death
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If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.
ALUTHEDON@Mbakaza4L
And there it is. Elon Musk just said he wants to cut Social Security and Medicare, calling them “entitlements”: “That’s the big one to eliminate.”
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@WoundedLion__ @Meek__8 We arresting everyone except the one who hold the real power.
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@aStatesman @LikeABlick He was past that before he came down that fukin escalator.
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@chillywilly214 @YallQunt Cause you don’t wait to the last min to merge. And they are notorious for do that and don’t mind cutting across 4 lanes either.
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WHY DON'T YALL LIKE LETTING PEOPLE MERGE?!?!
Dallas Texas TV@DallasTexasTV
Average day of driving in Dallas
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@appodlachia It’s always the out of shape unfit ones that swear a badge makes them a man.
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