David Cowan

@TOTPFacts They should skip the 90’s ones anyway as they’re woeful

BBC Four are skipping the 6, 13 and 20 August editions of #TOTP, as they're the final three presented by Scott Mills...

@cineworld The only adult film showing at South Ruislip that isn’t South Asian this Easter.

sometimes you have cinema experiences you'll never forget, #ProjectHailMary is exactly that.

@cineworld Meanwhile… South Ruislip has only 1 (ONE) adult non Asian film showing this Easter weekend. ONE!

Something big is coming… 9:30am tomorrow 👀

@JasonKingHQ Bon Land

Top 10 Scott's.. 1. Terry 2. Walker 3. Of the Antarctic 4. Brough 5. Selina 6. Ridley 7. Baio 8. McTominay 9. Lisa Scott-Lee 10. Joplin Scott Mills - disqualified, for being naughty

@HonestFrank Look at that ghoul Ferrari hovering in the background, no doubt to lay into the BBC. Insufferable twat.

‘This was a complete shock to everyone. it came from nowhere’ Dermot O’Leary, a fellow BBC Radio 2 presenter speaking on ITV’s This Morning, re the Scott Mills story

@williamkane1962 @DanielM42092441 @UtdBeforFergie Throw in Saudi and you can have yet another one for your collection

@7ericgod @DanielM42092441 @UtdBeforFergie No, I think you'll find I am a Newcastle fan for the purposes of England and a Celtic fan for the rest of the world.

Couple of United ladies from back in the day. Imagine being a granny now and seeing yourself again @UtdBeforFergie

@prodnose Someone in his inner circle should tell Danny he doesn’t have to finish his evening ranting about VAR or even include it in his set . It’s a chore of a rant these days. He should finish with “Your Mother Should Know” or “Silly Live Songs” Yes!

VAR is no good. It's just not. It doesn't need tweaking or resetting - it's just no good for football. Referees make bad errors every now and but so does this billion pound tech overlord bullshit. What have we gained? Nothing. What have we lost? Live football.

@williamkane1962 @DanielM42092441 @UtdBeforFergie In your case a half and half cap

@7ericgod @DanielM42092441 @UtdBeforFergie Well, as they say, "If the cap fits".

@williamkane1962 @DanielM42092441 @UtdBeforFergie Give yourself a pat on the back for being so witty and original.

@DanielM42092441 @UtdBeforFergie Yeah, they're probably from Surbiton or somewhere as local as that.

@starcravingspr She’d fall over over without them

Anne Hathaway. Those legs.

@BrianMcClairPod @BrianMcClair13 @MrAndrewCotter Nice episode

🚨NEW EPISODE🚨 Ep. 66 - Jet Set Willy Joining us is @MrAndrewCotter to discuss: 🐶Olive & Mabel 🏉Diddy sports 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotland's World Cup endeavours 🎙️Impartiality on the mic ⛳️Favourite courses 🖊️Ghostwriters 🪖Finnish SAS training ➕Loads more Listen➡️linktr.ee/Life_With_Brian

@mheathx182 @cineworld @pauljohnsontog Secret Screening only for us in South Ruislip as per usual

@cineworld @pauljohnsontog Oh look. Another preview Swindon didn’t get on full release.

#NowWatching @cineworld

I still miss Matthew Fort and Oliver Peyton #greatbritishmenu

@London_W4 We wandered into that pub by chance about 3 years ago and it was the Landlord’s 30 anniversary being in charge and all drinks were at 30 years ago prices. Which was nice

And now I’m here. I just got off the train at Waterloo Station in London and it’s pretty much the law that I have to walk down this street when I’m here. And listen; there’s no way I could have known there was a pub at the end of the street. Ok?!

@MemorabiliaMal @FootballArchive Genius

A few more pictures of 'Wee Jinky' Jimmy Johnstone who passed away 20yrs ago today. #CelticFC #SCO

Lorna doom and gloom #greatbritishmenu

@msloobylou That and Gavin and Stacey

And people still tell me to watch Clarkson’s Farm

@Mrjamieohara1 Who Cundy?

Sky sports for two hours from 10am I can’t believe there isn’t breaking news of this fraud being sacked yet

@Loriagne2 For all her inside contacts it seems bizarre she had no idea that Johnson and his Downing Street party’s were going on.

Laura Kuenssberg’s Time as BBC Political Editor has been a Catastrophic, Systemic Failure – Byline Times bylinetimes.com/2022/03/30/lau…

@anubhav2good @rs_3702 Single handedly won the game against Pakistan. Not everyone can do that, everyone drops catches.

@rs_3702 Brook gets a big Zero for dropping Sanju Pakistan waali Century ki batti bana ke daal le woh

My ratings for the tournament - Salt - 2 Buttler - 1 (for the flying catch against Italy) Bethell - 8 Brook - 3 Jacks - 9 Curran - 6 Banton - 3 Archer - 2 Dawson - 2 Overton - 2 Rashid - 5 Rehan - 9 Wood - 0