tim parker

brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie

@RepKeithSelf Everything you're describing is already against the law.

If we don’t step up and speak out about the threat of Sharia, we are going to lose our country. We cannot have a parallel legal system that is completely incompatible with the U.S. Constitution operating in our country. American law and American law only.

@atrupar Don't agree with him all the time, but at least he's not a complete shill for Trump.

Rand Paul on Newsmax: "That's not exactly true. President Trump bombed Iran about 6 months ago and at the end of his bombing, the administration told us their nuclear capabilities had been obliterated. So then I'd think it'd be incumbent upon them to tell us how that changed. I don't think there was anything imminent here that couldn't have had a debate and vote in Congress, and it still should occur."

@ShipMyMoneyDFS I only get 'studied' on the weekend, married life.

Not the first heroin addict to suck a dick

Flashback Donald Trump bragged about not paying taxes: “That makes me smart.” Happy Tax Day, everyone

@washingtonpost You took the money dude

Ben Cohen, one of Ben & Jerry’s co-founders, called on its owner The Magnum Ice Cream Co. to sell the brand. Cohen said Magnum is stifling Ben & Jerry’s social activism and he wants to see the brand sold to a group of socially-minded investors. wapo.st/3QGXWQl

Rand Paul: "Really, the debate now should be, is a 47 year old conflict an imminent threat? Were there changes in their nuclear program that made this an imminent threat? And I don't think the evidence is there that this was an imminent threat that would allow the president to go to war on his own."

@TheAthleticFC Vote with your wallet

Boston’s World Cup host committee has announced it will be providing a bus service to and from Gillette Stadium during the World Cup — for which they will charge passengers $95 per seat. Earlier this month, the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority (MBTA) confirmed it intended to quadruple its usual prices for a round-trip train ticket from the center of Boston to Gillette Stadium during the 2026 World Cup. This hiked a return rail ticket from $20 for NFL games involving the New England Patriots, up to $80 for the 27-mile journey during the World Cup. Now, Boston’s host committee has rolled out a bus service to take fans to the stadium in Foxboro, for an even higher price of $95. As with the train service, there will be no concessionary prices for children, adults over 60 or for passengers with accessibility needs. 📝 @AdamCrafton_ 🔗 nyti.ms/4mwdouz

@nick_underhill Not getting to us is he?

What happens if the Saints draft Jeremiyah Love? x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

What is the greatest movie fight?

Last week, the president threatened to end a civilization. Now, he's attacking the Pope and posting an image of himself as Jesus. Not American. Not Christian. Not presidential.

I’m not sure it has broken through to the general public that the president is a megalomaniac crazy person. Hopefully posts like this help.

@ThatAstrosGirl Well, you probably can't make it worse

@NikkiHaley Giving them way too much credit.

It was a smart move for the administration to act fast and call Iran’s bluff this weekend. These are the most important things to consider as they move forward.

@ATRightMovies Don't judge me

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@ATRightMovies That one

What's your favourite buddy movie?

@JebBrooks Rude

Q: Your thoughts on using the bulkhead as a footrest? 🤔

While JD Vance was in Islamabad announcing that the Iran talks had failed, Secretary of State Marco Rubio was hanging out with Donald Trump at UFC Miami. An absolute clown show running the country.