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@lidocaine_v2 he completely outperformed Messi in the final in 2022

Mbappe is lowkey a bigger villain in Messi’s career than Ronaldo. This dude is persistent as hell.

@PopBase Ghana would have won if that idiot striker hasn’t blocked his team’s own shot. If you’re a striker on the enemy’s goal line, WHY would you try to get in the way of the ball? If it’s heading towards you, it’s heading to the goal. Get the fuck out of the way!

England and Ghana draw 0-0 at the World Cup.

@woeisgone @melanchol_lee Your next relationship can be with this

@AAnimi82102 @melanchol_lee that’s nice honey

I built this algorithm brick by brick

@hunniandsugar this is a symptom of porn addiction. he has so little control over his urges the shame doesn’t even register anymore.

Why the fuck does my dad insist on jerking off in the living room I've walked in on him over a dozen times I hate this house

I’ve never seen it before so I’m claiming it: if Jude Bellingham ever shits the bed we should call him Jude Bellendingham

someone should do a study on women’s propensity to invent scenarios online for validation it is far and away more prevalent than anything men do to brag

@japan_nobunaga how do I fit this one one page so I can post it to instagram

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

@ettanoxiv Face 7 minutes

@Babygravy9 this is your first post ever that isn't legitimately retarded or gay. this must be like seeing your child walk for the first time. congratulations

You mean, the original rap battle from 8 Mile where Eminem recites 99 lines straight from the Iliad in archaic Greek (with tones)?

@CFCMods he literally won his only World Cup title with penalties to get to penalties

Lionel Messi didn’t want to become the all time goalscorer by scoring a penalty, unbelievable mentality

didn’t have a problem “winning” his first World Cup off penalties and PKs though

@JulietteL71804 @GarbageHuman24 Argentina's 2022 win was entirely based on luck. Mbappe clearly outperformed Messi in the final, and winning on penalties is not a real World Cup win. Argentina could have been eliminated like, 5 times. and people think they actually have a shot this time. hilarious.

@GarbageHuman24 Kylian scored three goals against Argentina in the last world cup he is in a class of his own This is quite lame especially when messi can’t even score a penalty

The Argentine memes from this World Cup are next level

@Antonyyoel09 @UlisesDavid__ you made me think this was actually the flag of Austria

@UlisesDavid__ me hace mierda q la bandera de austria sea como un evil argentina

Hitler desde el cielo viendo que Austria tiene jugadores negros:

@paxunova @LinkofSunshine no joke I think they would put anti aircraft guns and missiles on it

@LinkofSunshine I agree with the sentiment behind rebuilding them, but let’s be honest people, they would one million percent be struck again. They’d be a terrorism magnet like no other on the planet.

Rebuilding them but twice as tall was trumps best idea

@smolbrian @Trad_West_Art so it seems you are serving Allah's will by enriching his chosen. good boy

@AAnimi82102 @Trad_West_Art A resource which was worth nothing until us infidels created machines that used it as fuel.

@mcdouljared she's not texting and giving you her number if she's not down

Can’t make em all boys #fuck

@mysweetkiddo Potentially they simply had brands on their foreheads like farm animals and were also screaming out loud to everyone “THIS MY STRAIGHT GIRLFRIEND DROPPING ME OFF AND I AM BISEXUAL”

@AAnimi82102 potentially she was holding the straight ally flag and he was holding the bi flag

just saw a straight girl drop her bisexual boyfriend off at pride!!!!! the world is changing!!!

@JasRhys how is your explanation reasonable? how would an onlooker be able to identify the girlfriend was straight? I am arguing in good faith, you're just mad that what you said makes zero sense. yes, go away now.

@AAnimi82102 look I offered a reasonable explanation, but you're clearly not arguing in good faith so I'm not wasting any more of my time with this