A. Focksake

@blondehunx Meet you half way in town. Purely for my safety cause you could try and end me or something 🫣

i gave up men for lent whos coming mine

@AuntCunt No judgement here. That’s absolutely on point. Right amount of crispiness. Will you ever taste a lasagna as good as this one again?

Unless you break the cheesy goodness you cannot see the other goodness right just fucking shut it before you judge on looks OK

I don’t want to GAS myself UP but I think I just made the best lasagna known to man sorry you don’t get to eat it

@creepydotorg Daenerys… like there’s another option

This dragon attacks your city 🔥 Who do you call first?

@theepicmap Jurgen Klinsmann

Name a famous person from Germany without Googling.

@jennyred85 @nathanfynn1992 Do they now have a “she’s prettier than my wife and my wife no longer wants me to use the internet” complaint option?

@nathanfynn1992 Probably got reported by someone!

Im shadow banned (as usual) but I just took a hot morning video. 😈

@PigeonBlanks I don’t know why but a heel dangle is hot

A delight for some, torture for others🖤

@chefsevenn AI generated pic cause who the hell is pre slicing avocado and putting it back in the fridge

Your first thought when you open this fridge is ……

@fesshole That’s what they tell you on the inductions. Don’t challenge shop lifters you don’t get paid enough. Leave it to security. Then you find out you earn more per hour than the security

18. Retail job and already sick of working but need to move out. People often shoplift on my shifts, sometimes leave beeping. Couldn't care any less, good for them really. I'm not defending anything for minimum wage.

@jennyred85 Just celebrate being the hottest red head

@AFocksake Because i can!

Open the champagne 🍾? Or have a protein water? 🤣🤔

@jennyred85 It would be a million times hotter than mine

Wanna see my morning picture? 😈

@DYSONlife4real Mr Blue Sky - electric light orchestra

Give me a feel good tune……

@AnnabelleHallUK You were hit from the back it’s the posts fault. I hope you got it’s details

Reversed my car into a concrete post today. I am furious with myself, the post just had to be there didn’t it😫😫

@DYSONlife4real That’s everyone 😂

When your tv remote batteries are running low do you press the buttons harder or is that just me????

@lady_valor_07 I’ll take your smell of cigarettes and raise you stale urine that stings your eyes and people that don’t believe in deodorant or soap

Do you agree..?

@xxmiss_l Ear warmers

Hmmm what’s that area of skin called at the top of stockings?

@The_Forty_Four It’s curtains for him and his 90’s haircut

What is wrong with this guy?😂😂😂 Please watch all 2 minutes of this embarrassment😭😭😭

@BestBootyOnX People say that when they realise you’ve stopped letting them take the piss

Someone said I’m selfish but I know full well I’m the opposite of selfish I’m just selfish to selfish people 👌

What's missing 🤔

@jennyred85 @Matt_Pinner I can see Gordon Ramsey “it’s fucking raw”

@Matt_Pinner A cooker