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Lewis be like: damn, some of my old Mercs used to bounce like this 😭

Alpine going through all the letters and words in the vocabulary faster than the Ferrari strategy team

What sorcery does Instagram practice?? Cause yesterday I made matcha at home after months, and I didn’t talk about it, didn’t say a word or look it up anywhere, no pictures either. Infact I didn’t even utter the word at all. And today all my targeted ads are just about matcha.

And @WhatsApp I’m not interested in seeing the status of a number I didn’t save. Thanks

No way did Crofty just say “we have seen the muscles of Russell’s” 😭😭😭

THAALI KO BHI NAHI CHORA??????????? 😭😭😭😭

Patriarchy made men allergic to accountability. WORD. 🔥

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through a fungal network. Where octopuses dream. Where elephants return to the bones of the deceased and stand over them in silence. Where bees use dance to communicate where to fly and where the flower is. Where crows remember the faces of people who were cruel to them and pass this memory to their children. Where ants build cities. Where cats purr at a frequency that accelerates the healing of bones. Where, after a forest fire, the first thing the earth does is grow flowers.

Well now. Isn’t this interesting. So much for the patriarchy.

So let me get this straight, Instagram thought that having stories wasn’t enough, so they decided to give us another way of putting up stories, only now I open them when all I really want is to see my DMs?? WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP COMPLICATING THIS SHIT???

the sam n dean show but it's just dean being an annoyingly protective older brother the whole time

everyone in the spn fandom remembers where they were when this dropped

The way is still use “it’s gonna be a bumpy ride” in my day to day life 😂 Genuinely one of my most used phrases and my favourite from the movies 😂

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

All of you criticizing the lack of colour and art but I don't see any of you appreciating the Indian celebrities who are actually on theme with such beautiful art

Slept off last night while watching th race cause yea, it was boring. And then woke up to see all the drama that I missed out on 🥲

A tale as old as time 😭

Little reminder that sprints only count when my driver is doing well🙂‍↕️ Good night

Ngl, sometimes I forget that Lando is a world champion