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@DarboEatsParmo Mark Benham owns the statistical modelling software that has helped Brentford, Tony Bloom is worth 1.3 Billion, Louis Dreyfus is worth 2 billion. Who do we get that has the type of investment comparable to billions?

This “Be careful what you wish for” loser mentality has held this club back for too long. The fact we’re years behind and can no longer compete with Brentford and Brighton should shame Gibson. Now add Sunderland and Coventry. But it’s fine, we’re not Bury!!!

Utter happy clapping nonsense. Look at the squad we’ll be left with in the summer. To say we have a clear building strategy beggars belief. We’ll settle for a yo-yo club with some ambition, but they try to scare us with Sheff Wed + Bury. They think they’re the positive ones? 🤷‍♂️

@jamesstokes23 @Boro Lets ignore the fact you can't spell for sh*t, did you drop out of primary school? But Cov have been consistently good at getting results, you deserve to go up. On current form, we don't. Is that not enough for you, why are you on our clubs page? Just enjoy your promotion

@Boro Holed on Ive laughed so fast I’ve lost my smile utter shit and I’m happy you’ve flapped it been shit for weeks enjoy fuck all oh wait cov fan up the sky blues

Kim Hellberg’s reaction to today’s defeat 💬

@DarboEatsParmo To be honest I'd go for a minority sale of shares 49% with Gibson owning 51%. But does that open the club up to mismanagement. I mean look at what Jim Ratcliffe is doing at Man Utd. It's a tough one. Personally I'd prefer someone to buy Gibson out who's from the area. But who

@Aid_L10 The problem is it’s his ball and he doesn’t want anyone else to play for it. Which is great for him and his ego, terrible for Middlesbrough football club. If he indicates a portion of the club is for sale…..he will get offers.

Wait. So I can’t support Boro if I have the balls to question Steve Gibson’s leadership? Fuck off you pube faced retard.

@DarboEatsParmo *some famous Americans*. I do think we need a cash injection, I just don't know where it would come from.

@DarboEatsParmo Lets follow this through, Gibson sells but to who? The Cleveland Cable brothers aren't interested. Do you accept an investment management company or something famous Americans? I agree that Gibson's money isn't as big these days as it was in the 90s. But who would buy us?

@Boro_Breakdown Everyone, including a lot of vocal Boro supporters wrote this season off. Edwards wasn't a popular choice, the squad wasn't up to it. Then the results came in & we did well. We then lost Edwards, it was doom & gloom people didnt want Hellberg. Perspective. We do need a striker...

The day automatic promotion all but ended. Has anyone got any thoughts, feelings or questions for us to discuss on the pod? #UTB

@Zebdee615433 @_TY_97 @HarryPattison77 🤣 fair enough, both sacks of shite but guess we own this one. Either way the wrong choice was made

@Aid_L10 @_TY_97 @HarryPattison77 Yeah he was given a choice of Iheanacho and strelec, so went with the loan instead of the £7m sack of shite stelec

Think it’s time we finally spoke about Kieran Scott

@Zebdee615433 @_TY_97 @HarryPattison77 No Carrick was excited by Iheanacho

@_TY_97 @HarryPattison77 Excited by strelec, he was right he’s shit and a waste of £7m

@WreckageMG @LoochyTV @Breaking911 100% duder, just UK or Ozzie rules

@Aid_L10 @LoochyTV @Breaking911 Same rules mate

🚨 TERRIFYING! Moment caught on a Ring camera shows a deranged man in a long coat crashing out asking “where is your daughter?” And threatened the man on the cam that he “will end him” if he doesn’t open the door How would you handle this tense situation?

@WreckageMG @LoochyTV @Breaking911 In the UK we'd ask him in for tea & half coated digestives, if he wasn't passive by then we'd show him holiday photos

@LoochyTV @Breaking911 In Australia you would have to let him stab you and hope you don't die 🤣

@SBA_CCFC Consistently was the word I was aiming for. But missed, a bit like the Boro at the moment.

@SBA_CCFC Boro supporter here, I get the nerves. You guys have been constantly the best team. I also hope we win tomorrow, but its Boro. We could win 3-0 or draw 0-0, but we'll play well either way. You'll be fine, even if you have to wait a bit! We'll try be there with you

Is it crazy that I want Boro to win tomorrow? I'd much rather clinch promotion on Friday in front of a packed away end then not have the release of fans being in the stadium #PUSB

@inrictus Kim is a gem of a human. Now lets go win the f*cking game!

@BBCTeesSport We'll play really well, it'll be attractive, exciting football as it always is under Hellberg. The score, who knows. I hope we find our scoring form & win 3-0, but we could also get beaten 2-1. Not Kim's fault, we don't have a goal scorer/out & out striker.

Will Middlesbrough bounce back? 🔮 #Boro | #UTB | #BBCFootball

@Snoman_here @_mansplaining @OlenaRohoza Also let's not ignore that you didnt choose where you were born, its nit yours, you just happened to be born there.

@Aid_L10 @_mansplaining @OlenaRohoza So you were on the ground checking they were naturalised citizens. If that's the case, I'm sure the appropriate authorities would like to speak with you regarding that issue.

Neil White, English writer: Why do the British dislike Donald Trump? First of all, Trump lacks some of the qualities traditionally valued by the British. For example, he has no class, no charm, no composure, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity. We like to laugh, and although Trump can be funny, he has never said anything witty or even mildly amusing—not once, ever. This particularly bothers the British—for us, the absence of humor is almost the same as the absence of humanity. And with Trump, this seems to be the case. He doesn’t even appear to understand what a joke is; his idea of humor is a crude remark, an illiterate insult, or a random act of cruelty. Trump is a troll, and like all trolls, he is never funny and never laughs. His mind is simple—like a bot running on petty prejudices and various nastiness, with no layer of irony, complexity, nuance, or depth. Everything is superficial. Some Americans may see this as a refreshing, progressive simplicity and authenticity. But we, the British, do not. We see it as a lack of inner life, a lack of soul. In Britain, we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are brave underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is the opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich boy or a greedy fat man—he’s more like a bloated white slug, a privileged Jabba the Hutt. He breaks all the rules of basic decency associated with the Marquess of Queensberry—he hits below the belt, something a gentleman would never do. He especially likes to strike the vulnerable or voiceless—and kicks them when they are down. His flaws are hard to miss, and the fact that at least one-third of Americans fail to notice them is shocking to the British. It is impossible to read any of his tweets or hear him speak even a couple of sentences without peering into an abyss. In fact, if Frankenstein had decided to create a monster made entirely of human flaws—he would have created Trump. “A man without a sense of humor is almost crippled to me,” — Pierre Richard.

@Snoman_here @_mansplaining @OlenaRohoza What do you define as a "naturalised citizen"? What the hell does that even mean? Sounds like an "aryan race" thing

@Snoman_here @_mansplaining @OlenaRohoza From what I've seen ICE don't just go after illegal citizens. And America was founded on people just turning up and claiming a stake from the Native Americans. Who are treated like second class citizens. Germany had an ICE, it was called the Stasi

@Aid_L10 @_mansplaining @OlenaRohoza How many illegal immigrants are US citizens?

@Snoman_here @_mansplaining @OlenaRohoza Where do you stop? What constitutes a "citizen", by what measures? America was founded on immigration as was Britain (Romans, Anglo Saxons etc). We all came from Africa ultimately. So what amount of time is ok to be "and American"? Native Americans surely?

@Snoman_here @_mansplaining @OlenaRohoza There is so many similarities between your comments & what the National Socialists thought in the 1930s it's crazy to think that you're somnambulism as a country is repeating the worst parts of history.

@inrictus Ignore them Ry, proper bells. I stopped watching at 94+ minutes to unload the dishwasher and wanted to smash everything in it. 😂 keep doing what you're doing! 💪

Hey all, Quick PSA. Due to online scrutiny, I have decided that all following watch alongs will be changed. Thankyou, Ry the Virgin.