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Alex Edelman
@AlexEdelman
Comedian. JUST FOR US is on @HBO. loves ramen and black & white cookies and strange novels.
Boston/NY/LA Beigetreten Nisan 2009
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A few years ago I got accepted into a master’s program in my dream country and I could not afford it even with a scholarship. It crushed me.
So, I started crowdfunding. Barry donated almost half of this amount to me and it was a huge reason as to why I was able to go. 🙏🏽
Matthew Ivan@matthewivan77
just found out Barry Jenkins was only paid $5K for directing MOONLIGHT…
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It’s pretty fuckin wild and rad that forty year acting vet Amy Madigan won a fuckin Oscar for playing the villain in a horror film directed by one of the Whitest Kids U Know, man
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I agree but I also don’t think you can take that pitch you gotta defend the plate
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan
That game cannot end like that. A shame.
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Ok so it can’t be both a false flag and totally justified you have to pick one wrong thing please
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@famouscrooner72 I’m sorry it’s partially automated by a research non-profit. There’s a special about it on HBO called Just For Us. You must’ve tweeted something fairly Nazi-adjacent.
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Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
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INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away."
ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad.
INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.
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Presenting the #Oscars illustration of the 98th @theacademy Awards Best Picture Nominees 2026!
And for the first time ever, I feature in one of the illustrations as a bonus extra (quite literally in the film).
#Oscars2026
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In the New York Times, I ponder Jonathan Groff's evolution into a bona fide matinee idol. A very rare example of a nice guy finishing first.
nytimes.com/2026/03/05/the…
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Like, not just the events of 9/11 didn’t happen, but the date. The whole month of September is a hallucination created by the government.
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Vincent Trocheck said he has already talked to kids about the possibility of being traded to prepare them. His son, who is 7, had a legendary response, Trocheck said:
“My son was like, ‘Well, I’ll stay because, you know, I have a hockey team here, I didn’t get traded.’ "
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doctor (solemnly): ok i did not have you dying of cancer on my 2026 bingo card...
Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmiles
doctor (solemnly): i was today years old when i discovered the cancer had spread to your lungs
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@iky_fwjett I imagined it a few years ago
bbqueen@ngocbbuii
imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent
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He’s just flat out lying. Hollywood writers hate AI and have been fighting against it. They want you guys to think this stuff is being normalized by the masses when it’s not
Rohan Paul@rohanpaul_ai
"Every writer in Hollywood is already using AI to help them write dialogue" Instead of shooting 10–20 takes for dailies, they shoot ~3 takes and have AI generate the other ~17, with results that look indistinguishable. Ben Horowitz, co-founder a16z
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After you lose in a Gold Medal game, you shouldn’t have to take the stuffed weasel mascot.
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The youngest Gaudreaus are in the gold medal pic... 🥹❤️💙
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