Alex

16.5K posts

Alex

Alex

@AlexShaneMoore

Beigetreten Ekim 2011
1K Folgt5.5K Follower
Angehefteter Tweet
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Being in a group chat with people who go to bars in a city you don’t live in: “Chumbo’s tonight?” “Come to The Side Yard” “We’re at Slime Rodger’s” “I’m at Pink Deer and then I’m going to Dern’s roommate’s ketamine party” “Where’s that?” “It’s right next to Dance Pants”
English
6
47
838
0
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Why does he not have lips
English
0
0
0
49
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
What wall is he talking about
English
1
0
0
58
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Just finding out this guy exists. Might have to look into those sketchy gambling sites because if this dude hasn’t beat up a woman yet, it’s any day now, and easy money is easy money
Riggs@RiggsBarstool

English
1
0
3
343
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@jkylemann Middle School track coach who became the high school track coach once told me Larry Bird couldn’t play in the modern NBA and I told him that is incorrect. I was right, but unrelated, his wife cheated on him very publicly not long after
English
0
0
1
1.1K
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@squeueness @annakatherines_ “Mom and pop landlords” in LA. Show us some numbers. What are mom and pop offering and for how much? And how much do you get for just being alive?
English
0
0
10
143
squeueness
squeueness@squeueness·
@annakatherines_ Its nearly impossible to evict a tenant in LA. The legal and financial hurdles required to get rid of a deadbeat can absolutely ruin mom and pop landlords. You can't blame them for trying to reduce that risk by renting only to candidates with pristine credit and income.
English
10
0
24
2.4K
anna
anna@annakatherines_·
Just saw a 400sqft 1 bed 1 bath listed on Zillow in Los Feliz for $3400 and the landlord requires 4x income. Landlord seeking someone making $163k minimum to be happy in a shoebox. Lol. Lmao
English
71
202
4.7K
193.9K
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Nuremberg 2.0 Silicon Valley
Eesti
0
0
2
93
Alex retweetet
Allen Strickland Williams
Allen Strickland Williams@TotallyAllen·
I live in Loz Feliz and there's an apartment above me that has been vacant for over a year. Landlord refuses to lower the rent to incentivize someone to move in, yet buys bigger and bigger for rent signs to put outside the building. The free market is a myth. Landlords are evil.
anna@annakatherines_

Just saw a 400sqft 1 bed 1 bath listed on Zillow in Los Feliz for $3400 and the landlord requires 4x income. Landlord seeking someone making $163k minimum to be happy in a shoebox. Lol. Lmao

English
58
257
4.4K
99.5K
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@squeueness @annakatherines_ It’s* and what is your monthly inherited income? You can’t blame anyone for wondering how much a person who does absolutely nothing actually makes especially if they’re posting like this
English
0
0
2
169
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Definition of fascism. Give Kash a real lightsaber, put me in shackles, and I will come out of a phone booth with his heart in my teeth. 5’1” barefoot and still fat is insane.
Alex tweet media
English
0
0
5
169
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@VIRILE_BEARD I’ll live when I’m dead. Cheers
English
0
0
3
71
CLINICAL DEPRESSION
CLINICAL DEPRESSION@VIRILE_BEARD·
People are drinking less because they’re trying to afford to live. They want to drink. Believe me.
English
1
0
5
132
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@FingrBlastr_96 I’ve lived the first half of that many times.
English
0
0
0
19
Based God
Based God@FingrBlastr_96·
@AlexShaneMoore I always thought a funny bit would be a guy shooting around a basketball at a park and he can't dribble and he shoots like a retard. Then he says "this whole rapping thing isn't working out"
English
1
0
1
55
Alex retweetet
Go Chiefs
Go Chiefs@MVPatty15·
@Morgan_Scape @psypharmacopeia @Thefactsdude Anyone else who thinks police officers should have the right to assault you just because you don't listen to them can fuck right off. Literally what you're arguing is that police officers should be able to demand obedience from you, under threat of assault or death.
English
0
1
25
669
Alex
Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Nodding after every bite so my date knows my stinky dish is actually good
English
0
0
5
296

Entdecken

@jkylemann @squeueness @annakatherines_ @VIRILE_BEARD @FingrBlastr_96 @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13