Alex

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Alex

Alex

@AlexShaneMoore

Katılım Ekim 2011
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Being in a group chat with people who go to bars in a city you don’t live in: “Chumbo’s tonight?” “Come to The Side Yard” “We’re at Slime Rodger’s” “I’m at Pink Deer and then I’m going to Dern’s roommate’s ketamine party” “Where’s that?” “It’s right next to Dance Pants”
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Nuremberg 2.0 Silicon Valley
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Allen Strickland Williams@TotallyAllen·
I live in Loz Feliz and there's an apartment above me that has been vacant for over a year. Landlord refuses to lower the rent to incentivize someone to move in, yet buys bigger and bigger for rent signs to put outside the building. The free market is a myth. Landlords are evil.
anna@annakatherines_

Just saw a 400sqft 1 bed 1 bath listed on Zillow in Los Feliz for $3400 and the landlord requires 4x income. Landlord seeking someone making $163k minimum to be happy in a shoebox. Lol. Lmao

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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@squeueness @annakatherines_ It’s* and what is your monthly inherited income? You can’t blame anyone for wondering how much a person who does absolutely nothing actually makes especially if they’re posting like this
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squeueness@squeueness·
@annakatherines_ Its nearly impossible to evict a tenant in LA. The legal and financial hurdles required to get rid of a deadbeat can absolutely ruin mom and pop landlords. You can't blame them for trying to reduce that risk by renting only to candidates with pristine credit and income.
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anna@annakatherines_·
Just saw a 400sqft 1 bed 1 bath listed on Zillow in Los Feliz for $3400 and the landlord requires 4x income. Landlord seeking someone making $163k minimum to be happy in a shoebox. Lol. Lmao
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Definition of fascism. Give Kash a real lightsaber, put me in shackles, and I will come out of a phone booth with his heart in my teeth. 5’1” barefoot and still fat is insane.
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@VIRILE_BEARD I’ll live when I’m dead. Cheers
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CLINICAL DEPRESSION@VIRILE_BEARD·
People are drinking less because they’re trying to afford to live. They want to drink. Believe me.
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@FingrBlastr_96 I’ve lived the first half of that many times.
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Based God@FingrBlastr_96·
@AlexShaneMoore I always thought a funny bit would be a guy shooting around a basketball at a park and he can't dribble and he shoots like a retard. Then he says "this whole rapping thing isn't working out"
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Go Chiefs@MVPatty15·
@Morgan_Scape @psypharmacopeia @Thefactsdude Anyone else who thinks police officers should have the right to assault you just because you don't listen to them can fuck right off. Literally what you're arguing is that police officers should be able to demand obedience from you, under threat of assault or death.
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Nodding after every bite so my date knows my stinky dish is actually good
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The White House just had a very productive call with Iranian representative Phil McCracken
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It’s so weird how people discreetly photograph and record strangers who are minding their own business
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
The TSA that has to see my penis on the scanner? Yeah, pay them whatever they want. Wouldn’t wish that on anyone.
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