Alex

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Alex

Alex

@AlexShaneMoore

Katılım Ekim 2011
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
Being in a group chat with people who go to bars in a city you don’t live in: “Chumbo’s tonight?” “Come to The Side Yard” “We’re at Slime Rodger’s” “I’m at Pink Deer and then I’m going to Dern’s roommate’s ketamine party” “Where’s that?” “It’s right next to Dance Pants”
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@moll11y Don’t say that
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mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki@moll11y·
I could never be a professional basketball player… I’m not good enough at basketball
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Jones@jjjjjonesjjjjj·
Why does my dad just stand outside and look at stuff
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@cocrotoofly Hard to believe that’s non-union
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Connett Croghan@cocrotoofly·
I’m sorry, I can’t hang out on Tuesday. I have to audition for The Simp and the Thot that day 😑
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Person who just found out about landlords
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Did the TMZ guy buy a ticket just to do this
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(Naked Jeff goldblum) “Have you ever heard about chaos theory?”
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@Nia_mp4 10 years experience
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Nia@Nia_mp4·
i’ve probably spent over 10 years on my phone
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Handsome B. Charming@CTachio83984·
cop 1: seems like the gunshot him in the chest which propelled the wheeled chair across the room and down the stairs cop 2: cool
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Alex@AlexShaneMoore·
@mattybtweets69 “You must not even really want this job if you’re not willing to absolutely humiliate yourself to even have a chance at it.” Yeah okay I guess you’re right about that
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matt@mattybtweets69·
Please attach resume , cover letter, and video (.mp4, .mov, .mov) of you begging for this job
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@6Astatechamp First time I was able to take a breath of fresh air in days.
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The State Champ@6Astatechamp·
I’m glad DMs have been down all day. Finally get a break from all the hot babes (21+ only) that are constantly sending me messages. Hard to keep up with
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The funniest part about Kash Patel being an alcoholic is you know that means 4 light beers a day are seriously jeopardizing his career
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Evan@evanjmader·
it’s awesome how u can’t apply for a job or tour an apartment or buy dinner without making a profile now
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Sure, I’ll take your interview. I’ll just sit there and be judged by some jobhead about why I don’t have a job. Get real.
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