Alex Tapio
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Alex Tapio
@AlexTapio
Mingling with AI Caterer to middle management ex-Deloitte Consultant




I just opened the biggest short of my life. Dubai real estate. Everyone who paid $2M for a one bedroom studio next to a missile interception zone is about to learn what a bag holder feels like. This isn’t a trade. This is generational wealth being handed to anyone paying attention right now. 12 months. Screenshot this.


@panicsellingxyz looking further into your data: Median drop is actually lower at 4.2%, meaning a handful of steep cuts are pulling the average up. Nearly a third of listings (39 out of 121) dropped less than 3%, which is more like normal price negotiation. Only 20 listings dropped 8%+ Villas dominate the list, arguably the luxury villa segment has had the most speculative run-up (2021-2025) Palm Jumeirah listings stands out; only 7 listings but $3.2M in total value dropped (higest of all areas) Days on market at an average is 34 days is nothing alarming Finally, average price per square foot is AED 2,916/sqft, which is much higher than market average. Most of the drops were frankly overpriced properties from the start, not great investment opportunities (see chart).


BREAKING: Starlink is now available in the UAE 🇦🇪 Packages start from AED 230 per month Thank you Elon Musk






I just opened the biggest short of my life. Dubai real estate. Everyone who paid $2M for a one bedroom studio next to a missile interception zone is about to learn what a bag holder feels like. This isn’t a trade. This is generational wealth being handed to anyone paying attention right now. 12 months. Screenshot this.








Dubai real estate index fell 21% since the beginning of the conflict. If your landlord still thinks about raising your rent, show them this.











