Allison Castner

Batuu at night

@The_Big_Chifa_ BennyColon, of course. @FreddyRdriguez

Who are you calling to defend your life in court?

@StarWarsDaily_ Qui-Gon

Who’s training you?

@feederofcats Can a book a time slot in June?

fundraising idea: I charge people $20 to come snuggle Dweeb for a while. Constant lap time for Dweeb, more money for Dweeb. I'm a genius

my productivity has taken a huge hit ever since this guy came into the picture. He wants to be snuggled 1000% of the time

@StarWarsDaily_ I love her

What are your honest thoughts on Maz Kanata?

@SkinnerPm You're starving them!

When these two Orangeys are looking at you like this, you apologizing a bunch of times ain’t gonna make things all better but it is the necessary first step.

@fandompulse Well, that explains the last act of ep IX

Former Disney CEO Bob Iger on the mistake he made with Star Wars: "I made the timing decision, and as I look back, I think the mistake that I made — I take the blame — was a little too much, too fast." Do you think he knows what he's talking about?

@OneNerdyOpinion Sprinkle some red pepper flakes in the soup. It will help decongest you.

Tonight’s rations from sick bay. Dinty Moore chicken and dumplings, cherry lime gatorlyte, monster rehab tea & lemonade

@Gibboanxious Who added the soundtrack from Willow years later? That was hilarious.

Footage from the Warwick Davis mockumentary Return of the Ewok, which had behind the scenes access to RETURN OF THE JEDI.

@feederofcats I can't believe it's it's been a year already!

who else up celebrating the one year anniversary of plummeting 5 stories down to the pavement and somehow surviving!!! oh just us?? it's a party over here!

I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t want to read your AI scraped slop. You can argue with me until the cows come home about its benefits and how it’s ’the future of writing’. I don’t care. Give me Bronte, Stoker, Tolkien, Shelley, Plath, and Wilde. Give me the thousands and thousands of fantastic contemporary authors there are out there today, writing across all fiction genres and non fiction. Give me flawed, but brilliant, passionate prose and poetry not your bland and soulless drivel. I don’t care.

@ronsterd89 Take every single thing away except her bed My parents did that to my sister and me for a few years. When we got them back, we never left a room like this again

I’m embarrassed asf to post this, but HELP. How do I make this stop? I clean it for her, it still ends up like this.. she cleans it, she cries about it and it still ends up like this.. I’m OVER it. I tried grounding her. Taking electronics. Cleaning it for her. Helping her clean it. & NOTHING.PHASES.HER. She genuinely doesn’t care. I told her yesterday “if your room doesn’t get cleaned today, you’re grounded” she looked at me and said “ok? I don’t care.” I even asked to remove it because once a person came to us for an order that they ordered from my store, Tedooo app, it was such a shame that the buyer accidentally saw it. We don’t live nasty. Our house is always spotless. HOW DO I GET MY GrandKID TO JUST KEEP A CLEAN DANG ROOM? She’s 8 if that makes any difference for any type of tips, ya girl is tired.........

@brockpierson I've told the computer to do it, but, no, I didn't personally move each block of data

Have you personally ever defragmented a hard drive?

@FantasyGalaxies Roger Roger

Only Star Wars fans will see it😅

@Matt_Pinner Han Solo, Captain of the Millennium Falcon

Name a famous captain

@sweet_nector1 A very heavy vacuum cleaner

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

This post made many AI authors angry.

@StarWarsDaily_ Naboo Tak Tak?

Tweet like you live on Endor

@rPrequelMemes Then Luke had better become an official Disney Prince. His Mom was a queen, too!

All those in favour? redd.it/1s0mooy

@StarWarsDaily_ The cinematography in most of it

What did you ENJOY about the sequel trilogy?

@ATRightMovies Luke and Vader

Who's your favourite cinematic father and son?