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Patrick Skinner

@SkinnerPm

Made my way from odd stuff overseas to local cop in my home town. going to law school while still being murder police. I’m a truly terrible twitter follow

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Well. There’s this. Me in the New Yorker. Easily the most terrifying thing I’ve ever done. But I wanted to highlight local policing done with a great group of colleagues. But yeah, this is terrifying. newyorker.com/magazine/2018/…
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Home. And history’s most dependable monster, MeanCat, greeted me in his usual fashion. Then escorted me to his porch and into his house.
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Won’t be home for a while, so Theresa sent me this pic of the Blacky Whitey Justices doing what they do: be awesome
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@MarieHegeman We see them every morning without exception. All seven are happy and healthy and loved
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@SkinnerPm I was just reminiscing about the Eastside Orangeys...I loved that little gangster street gang ☺️❤️
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MeanCat, the alpha and omega orangey, history’s greatest solar-powered monster, enjoying a sun nap on a relatively chilly day.
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Final Sitrep for Operation Epic Azalea: March 19, 2026 We have unleashed blooms of unapologetic lethality for two weeks now, and have achieved a total victory over the terrorists but we need $200 billion on top of our trillion. This permanent victory will last until next spring
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@SkinnerPm How do you plug him in to download all the energy he’s loaded up?
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@kellyb20201 Not yet. Will try. They’re gongy gongy for churros. Like it’s funny watching them.
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Chief Justice Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey is not impressed with my argument that the constitution doesn’t require the government (me) to give her another treat (positive right), only that it protects her right to obtain another treat (negative right)…. So she got another treat.
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@KarenAttiah I’m sorry to hear of your loss. Your father was loved, and raised an amazing daughter.
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@Iblameeveryone We had a step counter thingy for yesterday. A bit over five miles all told with the running around and then the parade. My my my
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As I head to work, all I want in this universe is to stay in bed with Big Leany on this chilly morning. But nooooo
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Truly ginormous container cargo ship entering port of Savannah, just making it under the bridge.
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@RadioFreeTom @davidalexander5 The administration’s “good faith efforts” are to perhaps follow the law. There is no good faith in this administration, and the senator from Maine shredded her honor years ago knowing this
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Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock
Did you know that Savannah's St. Patrick's Day Parade is one of the largest in America? Wishing a happy St. Patrick’s Day to all those celebrating in Savannah and across the state of Georgia! ☘️
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@SenatorWarnock Senator, this fellow Atomsmasher missed having you in the parade this year. I kept reminding Mayor Johnson about when you and I had to jog to catch up, and the mayor finished a sad and distant third-out-of three place.
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@Lancashire23177 Yeah. We flew them back to school Sunday. They said they and the youngest nephew are coming for the summer!
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The Justices of Skinnerville are a tight-knit court. Good old Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey and Regular Face Blacky Whitey.
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