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@intelFromBrian No seriously you should keep going I promise there’s absolutely no consequences you should just keep firing when Israeli air defenses fail they cower, they absolutely won’t fucking drop ungodly munitions that would end Tehran that’s absolutely not possible

The % of intercepted missiles by Israel has gone from 95% to 60-70% in the last week. This was the point of the war in June where Israel needed a ceasefire and got it. Iran would be dumb to agree to one now that they have the Israel AD on the ropes.

@The_Kremlinn They’re our attack dog lol

Americans think Israel is their ally

@EthanLevins2 Genuinely still confused why you’re still a free man. We’ve hung people for half of what you’re doing. And we should again.

Does Iran have a GoFundMe account?

@hopes_revenge The real way to feel something is to use your MacBook to ssh into your home Mac Studio through Starlink while you have FSD drive you across the desert

SSHing into my Mac Mini from an Oregon rest stop just to feel something

@growing_daniel 😂😂😂

I bring a kind of "I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me" vibe to confession that priests do not like

@chang_defi But why are all the best things being made shipping exclusively on macOS

RIP ios app store RIP steam get fucked faggots

@harryjsisson @GavinNewsom No I definitely get this and I think it’s fucking hilarious

@GavinNewsom MAGA won’t get this and they’ll start crying

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

@MartinShkreli @MeekMill It really do be like that

@MeekMill its like that

I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?

Trump is simultaneously making it too expensive to drive and too dangerous to fly. Restricting people’s movement is straight out of the dictator’s playbook. Open your eyes.

@vocalcry Why would you care about memes when you can just keep turning enemies into clouds of misty pink viscera? Do memes win wars or do kills? lol

It’s crazy that Iran has the memetic advantage in this war — how did the president who got elected off memes not consider this side of things

@ggreenwald It still blows my mind that you somehow didn’t fucking kill yourself after that humiliating cuck gay video of you was released last year lol

All Israel has to do is lay down its weapons, surrender, and these attacks will stop. Pretty simple.

@JGreenbergSez How the fuck is anyone pro Israel or not anti Jew still a democrat lol that’s fucking crazzyyy to me

Pro-Israel Democrats are going to have to fight for their party. And I’m not at all sure they’re up for it.

@realnikohouse All I see is him being called a bitch and humiliated

Say what you want about Joe Kent. But he threw a WHOLE wrench in their propaganda plans when he resigned and went public about his reasons.

BREAKING: NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman announces plans to build a PERMANENT U.S. base on the Moon—the plan rolls out in three phases: rover and tech deployments, semi-habitable infrastructure for astronauts, and ultimately a permanent human presence on the lunar surface. Isaacman called it “humanity’s first permanent surface outpost beyond Earth."

@MurrayHillGuy1 My brother in Christ you are 34 texting like you’re 19

Pour one out for the poor guy…

@RampCapitalLLC Posts like this are why the word retarded made a resurgence lol

Why is it so taboo to say “recession”? They occur every 5-7 years on average.

@AlexBarnicoat_ @sammyahood This sounds like a good thing because it reduces load on your failing health system? 8 hours for an ambulance is failed state shit. If you have a heart attack you’re dead. Good on Jews just taking things in their own hands and helping their community when the state fails.

@sammyahood But what would you say if Muslims had their own police force, ambulance service etc?

Jews have their own Ambulances, whilst it takes 8 hours for a normal ambulance to reach everyday British people... If Muslims had their own police force, hospitals and ambulances, then there would be outrage. Why the double standard? Why do Jews get special treatment?

dudes vibecoding palantir aesthetic situation monitoring dashboards is the same dopamine producing biological tick as women configuring perfectly photogenic charcuterie spreads

@hayasaka_aryan Lowest IQ post I’ve seen this week and that’s saying a whole fucking lot

If this was a drone attack shit is about to hit the fan