Tommy Walker

@KeyboardChuck @SouthDallasFood I see what you did there

@SouthDallasFood Boston

What is your favorite fictitious band? Mine is without a doubt Citizen Dick.

@RaceyTay1 @SouthDallasFood Thank you

@SouthDallasFood The Banana Splits

@omgsidewalks Betamax

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was luxury when you were a kid

@TerribleMaps Did you try stacking them?

Correction: 17 Polands

The Pacific Ocean is so vast it could hold 16 Polands

Hello darkness, my old friend…

@notnotdylm Beat Crazy was autobiographical

Absolutely baffled by the portrayal of Joe Jackson in Michael. No mention of legendary songs like Is She Really Going Out With Him or Steppin' Out? Nothing about his important influence on New Wave?

@dieworkwear “Appreciate the analysis, professor. I’m just trying to eat this brownie before it achieves sentience and writes a thinkpiece about me.”

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn" Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

@BuffyWicks HOAs, mortgage access..

Why doesn’t California build more condos?

@mewwts @DanDeFiEd Sit down

@DanDeFiEd nordic roast e.g. timwendelboe.no

Italian efficiency when it comes to coffee should be studied. In Italy: - Walk into a bar and look at the guy - Un caffe - 30 seconds later it’s ready - Shoot it - Leave €1 - Walk out In the US: - Join a line - Wait - Order coffee - Answer 12 questions: Size? Milk? Roast? Sugar? Temperature? Colombia beans? Name? How do you spell it? - $12.34 - Ask for a 20% tip. Click 5 times on a ipad to have a custom tip - Tap phone - ask where to send the invoice - Wait again on a different line - Someone call a name that sounds similar to mine - get the coffee - too hot, can't drink it - finally at temperature taste like shit

@realstewpeters @adamboultonTABB Too late

TUCKER CARLSON: “I’ll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And I want to say that I’m sorry for misleading people.” This is a very humble and honest statement. Big respect to Tucker.

@11kmrn It gets easier after the first

any advice on ordering this marg without using AAVE?

@GerrickKennedy My least favorite thing about Coachella is people doing something their grandparents did and calling it contemporary

My least favorite thing about Coachella is having to hear these weird takes because you can’t feel the crowd energy through the YouTube in your house or wherever you’re STREAMING. Talking about no vibes and you’re watching in your living room. Shut up.

@no_one__wins Those should be the city limits

What these people mean by “LA”

@davidclowery This post deserves an Ovation

People making fun of this cause there are Ibanez guitars in the rescue. But I’d save the Ibanez’s first cause in a post apocalyptic world with a severe shortage of tuners, the Ibanezes are gonna be the only guitars that will be in tune.

@EastEndJoe Yelp page?

This is BULLSHIT!! 😠

@BlueGreenblue3 @fold4june @cowincrisis Pits will not be type cast

@fold4june @cowincrisis The weirdest thing to come out of this discussion is that absolutely no one wants to claim the pit bull apologists I always thought of both keeping-mean-dogs-on-purpose and rescue pit bulls/mutts from shelters as decisively rural conservative and suburban conservative phenomena

this will not be up for discussion left: golden retriever border colli st. bernard dachshund springer spaniel beagle english sheepdog komondor irish setter great dane italian greyhound french bulldog australian shepherd sharpei centralist: labrador retriever right: german shepherd chinese crested pitbull corgi boxer poodle doberman pomeranian bernese mountain dog jack russel chow chow airedale terrier husky yorkshire terrier dalmation rottweiler any of those crusty white rat dogs fascist: chihuahua

Just listened to a track by -a not huge-but still iconic rapper interpolating one of my songs for the hook of his new track. I’m Flattered. Let’s see where this goes.

Which progressive rock album do you think you’ve listened to the most over the years?

This TV ad, which was broadcast back in 1971 during the Vietnam War, is weirdly relevant today. Fight for your slice

Prime Minister and Trump ally Viktor Orbán has conceded defeat in Hungary's parliamentary election, ending 16 years of power for the right-wing nationalist. cnn.it/47XJlGb