Inigo Montoya

@bruce_lambert @rpondiscio The part where they (and Walmart) destroy existing businesses and then pay their employees so little that they receive welfare (food stamps)

@rpondiscio I was once arguing with a friend of mine who hated Amazon. And I asked her which part I was supposed to hate: the enormous selection, the low prices, the convenience, or the incredibly fast delivery? I think she might’ve unfriended me at that point.

Yesterday I ordered an obscure book and a 20 pound bag of dog food on Amazon. Today it was delivered to my house in rural upstate New York. Remind me again why Jeff Bezos doesn’t deserve to be a billionaire?

@neoavatara He’s a stochastic terrorist

Trump does a lot of things I hate. But you know what he doesn't do? Promote political violence against his enemies. The same can't be said about the worst wackadoodles on the Far extremes right now.

@WeirdMedieval @IngoBurghardt Given how much his leg ulcers stank, the smell would have reached before he could

Henry VIII's armour jumpscares me every time man imagine seeing this thing lumbering toward you

@thehabitualsgo And what a great ass she has!

@thehabitualsgo the lovely Gloria Dawn

@Aella_Girl When I was in HS, we estimated the value of pi using a phone book We took the last four digits of consecutive numbers and used them as coordinates on a graph Calculated length; <=1 in one bucket, >1 in the other Fraction <=1 ~ pi/4

Imagine a circle, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

@Provokethoughtz The fact of the matter is is that Lauren Boebert is a fucking idiot

@mariana057 Darth Vader

When you were a teen...what poster did you have hanging on your bedroom wall? I had Michael Jackson, NKOTB, Sting and Depeche Mode

@fullerbustbesti just how beautiful you are

What did you notice first?😝

Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein. Do not stop talking about Epstein.

@SaraGonzalesTX Excuse me, your racism is showing

At a park in Plano, TX with my 5-year-old. We are surrounded by foreigners, speaking multiple foreign languages, making it more difficult for my son to make friends. This is my hometown. It’s unrecognizable. I want my country back.

@Towndrunk85 @mariana057 Mostly harmless

@fullerbustbesti Looking great!

No makeup😝

@thehabitualsgo Rita AKA Jamie

@mattsheffield But it’s not a cult! 😂

Donald Trump has almost completely remade conservative American Protestantisms into a religion about himself. This disturbing video of a highly filtered Trump fan really illustrates the devotion they feel toward him, and their zeal for speaking about Trump Christianity.