Archie Wheen

@ThatsSoVillage Our side (batting) required one run to win. The winning run was completed and the batsmen left their crease to celebrate - the opposition fielder throws down the stumps. They celebrate thinking they have prevented the win.

What’s the most village thing that happened in your match at the weekend?

So many memories… Channel 4 really nailed it didn’t they?

@Jonny_Singer @muhammadbutt Whereas Mudryk…

@muhammadbutt 5 goals and 0 assists in 1500 minutes. Looks genuinely terrible about 3/4 of the time. xG+xA is bottom 3rd of PL wingers. And he’s horrible, nasty, divey etc. but that’s not really relevant. I expect both to adapt and improve, but right now, both look a mess

You have around £80m to spend on a winger. You can only pick one of these two. Who are you buying?

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

We had a domestic violence center reach out to let us know that they see more cases directly following a tough loss, which broke our hearts. Please keep this sad fact in mind, fans. Life is so much bigger than this loss. Be kind to one another.❤️💙

@TheBillsGuys Two very different games. Would happily/proudly rewatch Bills KC - quality meeting quality. Tonight was the opposite. Tonight can get in the bin. #BillsMafia

The #Bills have been in the losing end of the last two “games of the year”… speaks VOLUMES

@TheBillsGuys Don’t mind losing great games, but this was not great. Started with the arrogant call to not kick a FG to go to 30-10. After that, it was just a shambles. #SelfDestructed #BuffaloBills #BillsMafia

Idk what “IT” is #BillsMafia But whatever “IT” is this Buffalo Bills team does not have it. Just like last year. This team is ALWAYS on the wrong end of these epic back and forth games. Ugh

Re John Simpson. Genuine question. Can anyone tell me when last the regular wicketkeeper , not just an occasional backstop , was a county's leading run scorer in the championship?

Enforced misery/mourning is not mourning. @surreycricket

@NOT_MOTD @TrollFootball

@IsBroad still.

There are two types of leave…

Not sure Ben Foster has read the mood…

@deanheadley585 @ravibopara @JimChaudry Maybe throw a couple down an empty lane first 😉

@ravibopara @JimChaudry Only used one once, 18 students attended and 9 went to A & E

These things are a problem. They must be used in moderation like u would with a bowling machine. They should NOT be the default for batters to bat against

@ravibopara Doesn’t seem to be a problem for Australia… who are some of the biggest consumers of @The_Sidearm

@AdamHoldgate @cricketdistrict Just checking if they’ve built one that’s auto 6 everywhere except cow corner - gunna tag yo ass.

Woah. 🤯 They’ve built a cricket pitch on a helipad in Dubai! Tag a mate who still couldn’t hit a six...

Attacking a statue = 10 years in prison Rape sentences = 5 years in prison Nothing on outlawing street harassment. Labour won't support the Conservatives' Bill which doesn’t tackle violence against women and girls. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

The Tories have refused to make dodgy developers pay to fix the cladding crisis, leaving families trapped in unsafe flats & facing huge costs. By coincidence, developers who built flats covered in dangerous cladding have donated £2.5 million to the @Conservatives since Grenfell.