kevan iz awesum

@justnapping9 Tbh it pisses me off becuz I don't feel either drunk or high enough, if that makes sense??? Like for me they cancel each other out unless I have a lotttt of weed and alcohol which is a pain in the ass

Being drunk with no weed is such a pain

@pippy_skippy Bath salts. No, we aren't talking about cosmetics here let's eat people's faces off!!!!!!!

does anybody want to give me a new substance to try

@stupidlazyfoid Becuz it u don't over time the bristles look CRAZYYY like absolutely massacred

Why do people Wet their Toothbrush when its already Going in Their wet mouth

@pupzypup Oh yeah? I've only had the Blue Ribbon Hard Coffees but they're pretty good

SAID NO ONE EVERRRR GET ME MORE BLUE RIBBONS!!!

@pupzypup Bud light? Nasty. Yuengling beer? 🤤🤤

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

@zzzzbug OF COURSE AHHH :333

@AssTerism omg ur so right :3 THANK U FOR THE RECOMMENDATIONS!!!

my doctor said I can’t drink energy drinks anymore ;__;

Head explodes

@cryingnude What if I kill myself at therapy, like BOOM brain matter all over the wall?????🧠💥💥💥💥💥

it’s either kill myself or go to therapy

@cobaintuah 90 followers fuckk ❌❌ 90 followers TO fuck ✅✅✅✅

90 followers fuckk🚬

@BeepBoopy666 To lazy

just rip my intestines out atp

@neverafoe Need

CAN I GET A FRENCH ONION SOUP PLEASE!!!

@Swaggy_Rae10 @sadhog12 imagine... imagine dragons

@AssTerism @sadhog12 I am a loser yes 😂😂

Awww… thank you :D

@creaturnofilter Why is purple they

why is fat yellouw

@Swaggy_Rae10 @sadhog12 No excuse haha lozerrrrr imagine

@sadhog12 NOOOOOO I can’t read thats why ;-;

I once tried looking for shrooms and accidentally got my grandma's ashes in my mouth instead... #truestory

Headache but like what if the head of my nonexistent dick ached??? That would be pretty chill

@bnnygi Me too

I wish I was a bunny

@freezingflesh No

hello can I puncturе yоu