pip 😛

im on my period but instead of the normal blood theres a stinking black ooze that wilts all living things it touches. does anyone know about this

i was supposed to be born a bug but instead im whatever this is

lets just say spring isnt the only thing thats sprung

@bennydrillwife i think i could but idk about anyone else

can you burp in space

i know if i ever tried to explain my gender to my mom she would be angry and confused but really it’s her fault for giving me the nickname Pip

why do girls with type 1 diabetes always have such perfect tits

who up balding and fat

my pussy is inhospitable and so am i

@stopratios no sorry im not very photogenic

@pippy_skippy Can I see

my right pinky toe is three inches long am i going to die prematurely

@JunoDaOne i think i was pretty clear FoidSlayerJuno

@pippy_skippy Huh

im on my period but instead of the normal blood theres a stinking black ooze that wilts all living things it touches. does anyone know about this

sloshing around at the function

pondering the pussy

@unrequiet boo! haha sorry just playin around didnt mean to scare ya

i hate when teenagers interact with me on here like i am twenty six years old and scared of you

@bugcel_ i think its more of a witch’s curse sort of issue

@pippy_skippy everytime i answer question even remotely sexual i feel like one of those OF bots that say something weird af, i haven’t paid for the blue check in months idk why it’s still on my profile 💔

im clitorally freaking out rn

i love it when a coworker soft-launches their leftism to me and becomes a real person in my mind

i have completely replaced masturbation with vaping

easter is about going to your uncle’s house to practice shooting rifles and drive a utv 50 mph down a dirt road until theres no hair left on your head

why do busses always fart right as they drive past me